I kind of love that Smurfasaur has a tattoo of my friend Adam on her thigh. It's things like this that make my life especially surreal (and awesome).

There are all these people walking around Vancouver tonight in white wigs and tight dresses, apparently because Lady Gaga is doing her thing in concert tonight.

I've managed to avoid Lady Gaga all but one time (I had to sing Poker Face at a con for Rock Band, and it was more fun than it should have been), so I put her first album into Rhapsody tonight, because I was curious about how she sounded.

What I heard made me think that Abba and Ace of Base had a baby at a rave in 1993.

I just don't get it.