Do what now?

Do you know, i toyed with buying you a membership a few times, but, no, i never did.

You are the LAST person i expected back round these parts....

Sorry to disappoint, but yay...

I was wondering about the 3 months thing. I did think i did it when i was drunk or something, and i checked my credit card vill and everything, and no. And i found this thread which kinda suggested there's a glitch in the system which has been giving people free memberships. Not to turn your nose up at i think.

How're you anyway? What's going on in your world?

I was only thinking of you the other day, and your kickboxing, or whetever it is you used to do. I'm rubbish at remembering. Cuz i've got a new fitness programme, and i've to do LOADS of squats, and i can barely walk after, and i remember you used to complain about that, how'd you fix that?

Anyway, i'll leave you alone now. Bye shipmate.

i USED to be able to talk to you for hours, before you abandoned ship. Now, well, i dunno if you're cool enough to talk to. Also, you're not even on my friends list. Which i don't understand, cuz while i DO clear out my friends list a lot, you know i don't bung you out. Embarrassingly, in case you come back. SHAME......

Do your legs get stronger so? Phew, i could barely walk yesterday, i was like John Wayne. Much to everyone elses amusement.

Whatever with your thai boxing. Is it not the same as kick boxing? Do you not kick? Oh i don't know. I feel dumb now. Kung fu? Is that like tai chi?

I can't deal with talking to you here and on msn, i'm getting bamboozled.

I am glad you're back around here. You were always my favourite thing about this site, and i have missed you being here.

Look up what on youtube? What you banging on about now?

I won't flatter you anymore you hideous bollock. Oh it's on now...

And i HATE patricks day. What a fucking insult, people coming here, getting drunk, like that's all we're good for. IRELAND IS GOOD FOR OTHER THINGS... We have the highest make up consumption in the WHOLE of Europe per capita. AND that's concentrated mostly in Cork apparantly. Ya. And we have killer eurovision songs, wait till you hear this years, you'll shit yourself.

I had a root canal, and my face is all distorted. I hope this goes away.

You're the nobhead, nobhead.. Why'd i look up kung fu on youtube, i know what it is. Ish. I don't need no magicbox to show me. It's grown men kicking each other and shit. Right?

I'm an expert. At most things. And what do you mean "I bet anywhere you are has the highest per capita of many things"? Are you trying to be mean? Ya, well, i'm not having it. I'm taking it as a compliment, it means i'm awesome and bring everyone around me to stupendous standards....

Snowboarding, eh? Where'd you do that then? Was it fun? Did you fall over a lot? I'm sorta jealous, only sorta. I went to Hungary in February, and it snowed two days, and i moaned something fierce, so that's why i'm not more jealous. I presumre you have pics of you making a tool of yourself???

And you're not rad. I don't know what gnarly means, but i'll bet you're not that either.

Glad you had a good trip.

I don't know what happened. Not really. He was meant to come here last weekend, and didn't. And said that while we have fun, i'm not really long term material. And it does seem out of the blue, and that is a reflection on me. And it was by text message, which properly sucked. I didn't even warrant a phonecall, i must've been some shit girlfriend.

I'm ok. Ish. I don't really want to be with someone who thinks like that about me anyway, so at least he was honest, rather than just brush it under the carpet. Still feel a bit sorry for myself mind. I feel like a petulant child, when really all he was doing was being honest, but, well, does that make sense? But my friends have been really good. And my mate louise is going to come to dancing classes with me, to cheer me up, and to get us skinny. That'll be exciting.

Enough about me. How are you though? What's going on in your world?

You have a way with words monkeyfeatures.

Do you know, a lot of people have said it's his loss. I am well aware that's the polite response. It's also a lie. It is very definatly my loss. But such is life.

I am going to Athens on my summer holiday.

I feel confused. I guess i just don't know anything at the moment,

There's some other stuff going on at the moment in my life, and i just don't feel capable of dealing with it. Does that make any sense?

No, i've never been to Athens. Have you been? Lucky sod. John wants to go on a package holiday, but i want to go to Athens. We're not agreeing. I'm putting my foot down on the athens thing, i might be going alone. But what harm.

Tell me all about Athens then?