i just woke up from an inadvertent nap. it's fuking 12:30.

now what? oh the exciting life i lead.

don't get all jealous on me.
bich.

this skull is way too happy.
where's the angry skull?

down with the ballSAC.
go wolves.

and all that other jock shit.




dat's right biches! dat's right!

114-113 F ot

*everybody's doin it*

it's a shame death is so final.
i sure could use the rest.

i am sick of my life.
anyone want to trade?
it deserves a good home.
where is the reset button on this thing?



nevermind me.
just one of those days/weeks/months/years

my back fuckin hurts.... dude i'm getting old.
some don't believe it, but believe me i feel it.
i'm accepting applications for messy oily rubdowns, inquire within.

good seeing one old bastards face and a few new ones for a whole whopping 45 minutes tonight. when's the next dinner date cuz i gots money burning a hole in my pocket. ok not really, but i have a feeling i'll be extremely bored this week.

weekends are becoming worthless. they fly buy and i never get any of the shit done that i was planning on.

god damn 5 day work week.

holy balls I AM REALLY HUNGover. these two veins are literally popping out of my forehead.

note to self: tequila and beer don't mix.

now i am desperately afraid to spend money. i don't want to go buy groceries because it costs too much but obviously i need too. i guess this is better than how i used to be but that 30 dollars i spent on sushi last night seems like such a waste now. it scares me to think that those 30 dollars are now gone and that's 30 dollars less i'll have to live with these next two weeks. how gay is that?

is it possible to convert from catholicism to judaism without even know it?

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