age: 33 (Jun 01, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Fighting the forces of Evil

i lost my virginity: but then I found it again in my winter coat.

crush: All the lovely ladies...

most humbling moment: Yeah, like I'd tell you.

makes me sad: Working on the weekend. People who view animals as objects capable of being "owned".

stats: Scrawny bastard

gets me hot: Mmmm....I get hot just thinking of it...

into: Drinking Whiskey. Chasing Ladies. Rock Music. Good Books. Body Mods. Cool Backpacks.

fantasy: Don't fantasize, realize. You gotta make those dreams come true, kid...

body mods: Piercings-4 (both nips, two in the frenum), Tattoos-5 (dragons on the shoulderblades, flames on the calves, chaos arrows on the lower abdomen). More to come...

makes me happy: Rock Music. Good Vegan Vittles. Cute girls on the Subway who smile at me. When I don't have to work on the weekend.