into: Playing patty cake.

not into: Your mom.

makes me happy: A good bottle of scotch or whiskey, a nice cigar in my hand, a perfectly shaped ass on my lap. That's always been an ideal situation.

makes me sad: I don't normally get sad. I get depressed.

hobbies: If you guessed art or music you guessed correctly.

5 things i can't live without: Have you ever watched Man Vs. Wild? That guy can live without anything...and so can you! Find it and kill it and eat it!

vices: If having fun is a vice then I should dress like Don Johnson.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Wishing I were traveling the world instead of being stuck behind a desk.

 

gender: male

occupation: Audiophile. Asshole. Ruiner of your face.

current crush: My arm arm is pretty crushed right now from multiple beatings, if that is what this question is referring to...

stats: I could be anything really, that is until you meet me. What the fuck does it matter? oooo...I read your stats and it makes you sound soooo hot baby. Wanna message me?

body mods: Extra spine.

heroes: Didn't you ever know that you were my hero?

gets me hot: Dave's Insanity Sauce.

favorite position: I don't know...I've never had sex on an escalator. Have you? Any position on one of those might be kinky (or awkward). However, it would be convenient to go down on someone on the down escalator...

fantasy: This would get me in trouble...

i lost my virginity: No. I never had it to begin with. I was born fucked.