"I have not experienced Ms. Val Capone's mad skillz in the bedroom, but she sure looks good in the tub! Purdy, poised,patient & very gentle with disorganized strangers from outta town. Melted my black, black heart. Melted 4 bags of ice in less than 80 seconds. Will melt you too."

"Behind the shy smile and demure manner beats a heathen heart of gold. She'll steal your soul with a wink and a giggle and leave you wanting her to do it all over again and again until the church bells ring.
Don't be fooled by her quiet ways, she's a demon on wheels I tell ya.
Thanks be to the gods. "

"For some reason, I feel inclined to leave a testimonial.

I've only known of ValCapone for a few minutes, but I've already seen her ass and breasts.

She's into smut and list boys and vodka as her vices, so I think her and I will get along just fine."

"Okay, I'll do it myself!!

ValCapone is amazing both in and out of the bedroom. She has the tae kwon do skillz of a ninja and a mind like a diamond. How *does* she afford her rock and roll lifestyle? By peddling Indie Smut.

Word."