So last night me and a buddy went down to the drugstore and got some 5 hour energy shots cause we were convinced we were gonna pull an all nighter on Halo 3, yeah I'm just that cool 
We got back to the house got all out gaming shit sat up played some guitar hero first then downed the energy shots. Now I've got Derek sitting right here beside me drinking only half of his and telling me, "whoa you don't want to drink too much of those you'll have your fuckin' heart beating out of your chest." So I only drank 1 of my two. And it didn't do shit to me. I sat there for two hours waiting for that stuff to kick in. What a fuckin' waste, 5 hour energy my ass.
Ohhh and there was this crazy tranny at the store too last night where we bought the shots. We were standing in one line checking out, and there was what we thought was a woman working the other register behind us. I mean it really looked a like a woman, no joke. But then out nowhere came this really deep voice saying, "what the fuck? I can't get the quarters to come out."
We got back to the house got all out gaming shit sat up played some guitar hero first then downed the energy shots. Now I've got Derek sitting right here beside me drinking only half of his and telling me, "whoa you don't want to drink too much of those you'll have your fuckin' heart beating out of your chest." So I only drank 1 of my two. And it didn't do shit to me. I sat there for two hours waiting for that stuff to kick in. What a fuckin' waste, 5 hour energy my ass.
Ohhh and there was this crazy tranny at the store too last night where we bought the shots. We were standing in one line checking out, and there was what we thought was a woman working the other register behind us. I mean it really looked a like a woman, no joke. But then out nowhere came this really deep voice saying, "what the fuck? I can't get the quarters to come out."
