This weekend! (past)
i went to Manchester to meet Amanda and Siren_Shooter...... it didn't get off to a good start shall we say!
for one i had to get up early....and i had only been to bed at about 5:30 that same day and didn't wake up feeling too good (damn refux!) so i went off on my merry little journey at near light speed, got to a service station to get some petrol (gas to the yanks) where i was confronted by a sea of orange and yellow baboons (to speak english among other things)(sounded like there over sized tongues were trying to must Wolfhampton) to coerce me in to telling them what football team i supported, realizing that they weren't going to get a name, they started to plum for the location i had came from, or lived (should i tell them, that i was from Middlesbrough, or should i tell them that i was foreign)
opted for neither and pointed out and ethnic minority with a rival football shirt in the distance, and like magic i was left in peace
i some how made it in to the center of Manchester, found parking, and proceed to walk about, walk about 10 feet decided i couldn't be bothered and found the first cafe that looked clean and just stat there staring out of the window..... for about 4 or 5 hours
them bastards, kept getting delayed! i blame Doyal personally!!
To my surprise ( i knew it!), Dave pitched up at the cafe on his lonesome! confirming my theory! and when we couldn't find Amanda with in about 10 feet of use in marks and spencers.... the doubt grew!
we then trundled off to the Jarvice hotel for the Skin Tech Expo, this is where we encountered an elevator system made from rubber bands! i would hate to be the poor sod who gets the rooms on the top floor! you either have to walk 20 of flights of sitars, or entrust your life to a midget hooking a rubber band around a hook to stop you at the correct floor!
service to say Amanda enjoined it, while Dave and I, knew better and our self preservation kicked in
we got in, had a look around, looked damn cool, but packed!
some one took this pictuer, it could have been me or Dave, i just don't remember!

the poor guy was having the back of his knee tattooed, it didn't look to enjoyable!
there were some traditional tattoo artists, one from japan, one from Thailand. you literally couldn't pay me enough to get speared repeatedly by a disgruntle midget for how ever long it takes!!

thing is it didn't look like a normal tattoo. what i mean, it didn't look like it was only pearcing the top layers of skin and fat layers ect, it looked like it could do you some serious damage from one slip! and across your spine!

He seamed rather pleased with it!

Dave seamed very interested in it! i still don't know the reason he didn't get speared by the midget! (i have something against midgets! today.... must be Toms g/f)
I met Doyal........ he might be a puppy!
after the 3 of us, walked around aimlessly looking for some where to eat, and the ride home, i found my self back in the center of manchester looking for a place to stay.... Damn Mr_Kelly would have been handy! i walked around picadillie looking for one, i wasn't going to stay at the Jarvice because of the lifts, i triyed the neon wonder across the way. where i wasn't so politly told they they don't have rooms for the likes of me
so i went next-door to the thistle.
that place has the most annoying wake up call service in the world!
asked to be phoned at 9am, i got the call "if you would like this call to be repeated in 10 press the star key" so i simply jumped in the shower, after walking around the room like Ozzy for a few mins. 10 mins later i here the phone, knowing that i didn't asked for the recall i answered it
"This is your second wake up call, if you would like this to be repeated in ten mins press the star key" *slams the phone down* that this time im, naked and freezing cold for i just got out the shower. this happen once more time wit the phone, and like a dozy cold, moron i answered it again! back into the shower for me, a few mins later i here the TV (not the phone) really quite loudly..... thinking some one was in my room, grabed a towel ran out, on the Tv was a message, Mr Kelly we have noticed your not up yet, this is your final wake up call!
bastards! you just know midgets did this!
got food, went in search of money for new tattoo! at 11am!
Amanda and Dave showed up around 12, or 1, i can't remember, i entrusted my camera to Dave, and whats he go off and do, take pictures of his Lady instead of tattoo!

Strange Lady!
as i was sitting there, the expo was getting pestered by this bloody dragon!!


this guy was my tattoo artist! a guy called Rod from Rio
he even had an assistant!
this is his assistant Yuki (funny i always thought that was a girls name!) regardless both of them were damn cool, and made sure i got my tattoo for a bargain price!

Meet Buddha! he's about 45 mins away from being complete in this pic!
damn nice, i sat there for 7 hours to get it all done, i even enter the best of day category!

this is me on stage getting my leg looked at and jugded
i actually came 3rd (i have been informed that i came second, im not to sure of this), shame i didn't get a prize, would have been cool!
like a prize winning pig, i should have won! i sat the longest! and mine was simply the best! Midgets tell you!

this is me at this moment, i have broken my xbox live head band, so i have to tuck the ear peace in to my ping visor! look at the coolness seeping out of me there! plus this is the token picture for Dave to molest in photoshop!
It was Damn damn damn good meeting Amanda and Siren_Shooter, i think Richard's actually getting pissed off with me talking about the pair of you so much
i went to Manchester to meet Amanda and Siren_Shooter...... it didn't get off to a good start shall we say!
opted for neither and pointed out and ethnic minority with a rival football shirt in the distance, and like magic i was left in peace
i some how made it in to the center of Manchester, found parking, and proceed to walk about, walk about 10 feet decided i couldn't be bothered and found the first cafe that looked clean and just stat there staring out of the window..... for about 4 or 5 hours
To my surprise ( i knew it!), Dave pitched up at the cafe on his lonesome! confirming my theory! and when we couldn't find Amanda with in about 10 feet of use in marks and spencers.... the doubt grew!
we then trundled off to the Jarvice hotel for the Skin Tech Expo, this is where we encountered an elevator system made from rubber bands! i would hate to be the poor sod who gets the rooms on the top floor! you either have to walk 20 of flights of sitars, or entrust your life to a midget hooking a rubber band around a hook to stop you at the correct floor!
service to say Amanda enjoined it, while Dave and I, knew better and our self preservation kicked in
we got in, had a look around, looked damn cool, but packed!
some one took this pictuer, it could have been me or Dave, i just don't remember!

the poor guy was having the back of his knee tattooed, it didn't look to enjoyable!
there were some traditional tattoo artists, one from japan, one from Thailand. you literally couldn't pay me enough to get speared repeatedly by a disgruntle midget for how ever long it takes!!

thing is it didn't look like a normal tattoo. what i mean, it didn't look like it was only pearcing the top layers of skin and fat layers ect, it looked like it could do you some serious damage from one slip! and across your spine!

He seamed rather pleased with it!

Dave seamed very interested in it! i still don't know the reason he didn't get speared by the midget! (i have something against midgets! today.... must be Toms g/f)
I met Doyal........ he might be a puppy!
after the 3 of us, walked around aimlessly looking for some where to eat, and the ride home, i found my self back in the center of manchester looking for a place to stay.... Damn Mr_Kelly would have been handy! i walked around picadillie looking for one, i wasn't going to stay at the Jarvice because of the lifts, i triyed the neon wonder across the way. where i wasn't so politly told they they don't have rooms for the likes of me
that place has the most annoying wake up call service in the world!
asked to be phoned at 9am, i got the call "if you would like this call to be repeated in 10 press the star key" so i simply jumped in the shower, after walking around the room like Ozzy for a few mins. 10 mins later i here the phone, knowing that i didn't asked for the recall i answered it
"This is your second wake up call, if you would like this to be repeated in ten mins press the star key" *slams the phone down* that this time im, naked and freezing cold for i just got out the shower. this happen once more time wit the phone, and like a dozy cold, moron i answered it again! back into the shower for me, a few mins later i here the TV (not the phone) really quite loudly..... thinking some one was in my room, grabed a towel ran out, on the Tv was a message, Mr Kelly we have noticed your not up yet, this is your final wake up call!
got food, went in search of money for new tattoo! at 11am!
Amanda and Dave showed up around 12, or 1, i can't remember, i entrusted my camera to Dave, and whats he go off and do, take pictures of his Lady instead of tattoo!

Strange Lady!
as i was sitting there, the expo was getting pestered by this bloody dragon!!


this guy was my tattoo artist! a guy called Rod from Rio
he even had an assistant!
this is his assistant Yuki (funny i always thought that was a girls name!) regardless both of them were damn cool, and made sure i got my tattoo for a bargain price!
Meet Buddha! he's about 45 mins away from being complete in this pic!
damn nice, i sat there for 7 hours to get it all done, i even enter the best of day category!

this is me on stage getting my leg looked at and jugded
like a prize winning pig, i should have won! i sat the longest! and mine was simply the best! Midgets tell you!

this is me at this moment, i have broken my xbox live head band, so i have to tuck the ear peace in to my ping visor! look at the coolness seeping out of me there! plus this is the token picture for Dave to molest in photoshop!
It was Damn damn damn good meeting Amanda and Siren_Shooter, i think Richard's actually getting pissed off with me talking about the pair of you so much
Time for and update!
i went to see Electric Six at Newcastle University Student Union!
a good time was had by all, until Timmy O'Tool got drunk, started feeling up 14 yr olds (he's 21), smacking kids in the mosh pit (the thought of kids moshing to pop band just makes me cringe!) and trying to beat up bouncers that are far bigger, and smarter than him, i keep thinking im being harsh, then i think it's essentially fair!
So here are some pics! (the rest are in the live pics folder!)







If it's not fucken mobile/cell phones, it's fuckers in front of me hold up their drink for no apparent reason!
Ask a question!
i went to see Electric Six at Newcastle University Student Union!
a good time was had by all, until Timmy O'Tool got drunk, started feeling up 14 yr olds (he's 21), smacking kids in the mosh pit (the thought of kids moshing to pop band just makes me cringe!) and trying to beat up bouncers that are far bigger, and smarter than him, i keep thinking im being harsh, then i think it's essentially fair!
So here are some pics! (the rest are in the live pics folder!)







If it's not fucken mobile/cell phones, it's fuckers in front of me hold up their drink for no apparent reason!
Ask a question!
My Left Nut Still Hurts
EDIT: going to see Electric 6 tomorrow if i can get the tickets, so expect pictures!
any one know if their any good?
EDIT: going to see Electric 6 tomorrow if i can get the tickets, so expect pictures!
any one know if their any good?
i have been to the docs, and my nut is not going to fall off
but i do seam to have a uninry tract infection near my perineum thats depressing something or another and making my little lefty go numb
so ask a question[/q]
but i do seam to have a uninry tract infection near my perineum thats depressing something or another and making my little lefty go numb
so ask a question[/q]

Love the chaver! visor cap combo!

Fekkin people with phones getting in my way!

Represent!
Goldie Looking Chain NUSU
EDIT: from this day forth....ButtButt will be known as Butternuts!
I went to see Goldie looking Chain on a spur last night..... i'll post some pics in a bit
there were far far to many too people taking them seriously!
and White rappers in general!
there were far far to many too people taking them seriously!
Just you wait till monday! *shakes fist at the screen*
Excuse me while i return to running around my room like a retard in giddyness!
Addendum: any one on my friends list want a Gmail invite? i have 50
Excuse me while i return to running around my room like a retard in giddyness!
Addendum: any one on my friends list want a Gmail invite? i have 50

My new phone! thanks to richard i got it free and on a good contract that can be scamed
this is the second handset of this type i have had, my previous (that was stolen) network lied constantly so they didn't have to pay out on my insurance, BTW any one on O2 insurance, it's not FSA compliant! (EG your not going to get real cover)
regardless i have the same phone back, and my solicitor will be looking at this with the intent to get me rescind!
BTW any one know of any good gigs in the NE, i fancy taking pictures!
EDIT: Message me if you want me new number
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