into: Setting fires, Crashing Cars & Not Living In New Jersey.

not into: Farting by accident & Living in New Jersey.

makes me happy: Frightening small angry dogs.

makes me sad: People in speedos.

hobbies: Cat Juggling, Unicycling, Ship In a Bottle Building & Figuring out what phone numbers spell.

5 things i can't live without: Air,Soap, Toilet Paper, PBR, Tater Tots.

vices: Motorcycles. sex. booze. thats about it. oh, and cars.

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: on SG.

occupation: Wanderer

current crush: Orange

stats: bite me.

body mods: none.

gets me hot: most things...especially nerdy girls.

favorite position: President

fantasy: Island.

sign: Stop.

most humbling moment: hmm.

i lost my virginity: and other tales of woe.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Designwank, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Fetish