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APRIL 5, 2009 @ 02:33 PM | NO COMMENTS


I didn't believe that dragons still existed until last night. Atop of the town's reservoir, eyes fixed magnetically to the brink of our very atmosphere, I watched.
The rocks themselves were magnificent and were going faster than I could illustrate with the swing of my own arm. These were a show in and of themselves. True ET's. Identified Flying Objects from who knows where. Soon there was to come something far more dazzling; something unbelievable.
I had noticed glowing along the horizon of trees which is simply the neighborhood groves surrounding the reservoir. i thought it was a fire someone had roiling in their backyard - for whatever reason - or even maybe a house fire. It was a fire, however, only, not from something that I could have ever dreamed.
You would think that if you saw a dragon. that you'd be able to have the reflex to gasp or shriek in terror? I mean, if you saw a dragon. A dragon! Well, can I tell you something? You would not be able to muster even a breath.
I didn't even move, but not because I was afraid, but because I was transfixed.
I'm not going to report it.
I am going to go back there, though. I'll snap pictures and show you!
APRIL 5, 2009 @ 11:17 AM | NO COMMENTS


So, wait, let me see if I follow you here....I need to relate to the person I'm in a relationship with?

FEBRUARY 22, 2009 @ 07:55 PM | 2 COMMENTS


Do you realize the implications of YouTube Downloader?
I can catalog.....everything now.
That last 100 years of happening on the drive of my choice for
the posterity of every interest. Please notice to be your favorites!
YouTube Downloader
JANUARY 16, 2009 @ 04:25 PM | 2 COMMENTS


Hello amigos!

I have just found my new wardrobe.


JANUARY 10, 2009 @ 09:24 PM | 5 COMMENTS


I miss you, Taco Bell!
JANUARY 9, 2009 @ 10:23 AM | 2 COMMENTS


Welcome "everyone" to the Morning Toast column.

Our subject for this week is the drummer for The Police, Stewart Copeland.
Contrary to popular belief, Copeland's unique and unmistakeably sharp "reggae-esque"
sound did not in any way come from Reggae. Copeland, who labeled himself a Diplobrat, was
exposed early on to many different cultures because of CIA employed father, and found himself
repeating the Lebanese dance rhythms that he heard while he lived there. This dance was
called the Debke.


Also, and unbelievably, Copeland said on an interview (and I can't find it now on YouTube, but I both read about him saying it and then saw it on a video on said site) that not only has he never heard the music of Black Sabbath, but at the time of the interview - which was within the last 10 years - he had never heard of them. Not just that he didn't know their music, but he didn't even know they existed. It amazes me because he was in one of the more popular bands of the 70's and 80's. He had never even heard of a band named Black Sabbath.
That's amazing, to have never seen the name on a T-Shirt, a poster, heard them mentioned, not spray-painted on a building wall or on a TrainCar or a sticker..... Never heard of them.

I wish I'd never heard of them, quite frankly. I don't wanna know.



DECEMBER 23, 2008 @ 02:35 PM | 2 COMMENTS


JUNE 16, 2008 @ 03:42 PM | NO COMMENTS


Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
JUNE 16, 2008 @ 03:36 PM | NO COMMENTS


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MAY 27, 2008 @ 06:52 PM | NO COMMENTS


Oh, salty dog of the sea
barking all day long at the dirty gulls that taunt you
for not being able to fly
You ride the waves like big dirty balloons
that can't find a resting place
Bobbing up and down with bellies full of herring
Curious about what is above the surface
even though you've seen it a million times
Don't you ever tire of doing the same thing everyday?
Do you even remember yesterday?
Your WinterBlubber turns into summer blubber
as the ocean feeds you whatever it can find so
you don't die

OH Salty Dog
Salty Dog
Salty barking whiskers

You are a funny animal
I wish I knew what you dreamt of
Fish by the millions
waves by the billions?
Seagulls dying by the trillions?

Arf ARp!
Arf ARk!
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