CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories