According to the caller id, we received a call from "Professional Ho" this afternoon. Ms. Ho left a message with a number that we are to call, though I'm not sure if I'm going to take her up on it. After all, there are usually some amateur hos (hoes?) right around the corner, and I'm sure proximity would make up for professionalism to some degree.
I've been reading Breakfast of Champions, which is good craic. I've decided that Tunnel Bob would make a great Vonnegut character. I've also decided that I'd like to be the kind of person who would make a great, or even good, Vonnegut character. So now I have something to work toward.
I've cancelled my subscription to SG, so I'll be booted off in maybe a week or so. I don't know the exact date, so that will give me a surprise to look forward to soon. With this and probably other surprises on the horizon, this may end up being my last journal entry. So I must say farewell, I love you all. Except you and you and you. You three are assholes.
I've been reading Breakfast of Champions, which is good craic. I've decided that Tunnel Bob would make a great Vonnegut character. I've also decided that I'd like to be the kind of person who would make a great, or even good, Vonnegut character. So now I have something to work toward.
I've cancelled my subscription to SG, so I'll be booted off in maybe a week or so. I don't know the exact date, so that will give me a surprise to look forward to soon. With this and probably other surprises on the horizon, this may end up being my last journal entry. So I must say farewell, I love you all. Except you and you and you. You three are assholes.
It's time for this lazy bastard to take a vacation! After tomorrow, I have a luxurious week off. I'd love to skip town of course, but I have a friend coming to town this weekend, and I've got plenty of fun stuff to do around here. Oh well, we'll see what happens.
I've decided to go on the wagon for a few weeks, which is working well for the most part. Though it's kind of hard since I'm watching a movie right now that's full of people boozin'. It's Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, which is thoroughlly stupid and not all that funny. Though it does have Vincent Price in it, and the female lead, Susan Hart, is
Of course, the reason I had to watch this is because the Delmonas cover the theme song.
I've decided to go on the wagon for a few weeks, which is working well for the most part. Though it's kind of hard since I'm watching a movie right now that's full of people boozin'. It's Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, which is thoroughlly stupid and not all that funny. Though it does have Vincent Price in it, and the female lead, Susan Hart, is
Of course, the reason I had to watch this is because the Delmonas cover the theme song.
This time I've gone too far. Tunnel Bob is now on friendster. Yes, perhaps I have too much time on my hands this Hallowe'en night.
Actually, most of my day was taken up with work--about 11 hours of it, which was almost refreshing in a sick way. Afterward, I had to come home and spoil myself with a li'l steak dinner and some nice vino, followed by some lovely bourbon. Mmmmmm.
Speaking of Hallowe'en, it's time to indulge in a time honored tradition, and watch Begotten. I always have fuct dreams after watching this flick, so it should be a fun night!
Actually, most of my day was taken up with work--about 11 hours of it, which was almost refreshing in a sick way. Afterward, I had to come home and spoil myself with a li'l steak dinner and some nice vino, followed by some lovely bourbon. Mmmmmm.
Speaking of Hallowe'en, it's time to indulge in a time honored tradition, and watch Begotten. I always have fuct dreams after watching this flick, so it should be a fun night!
Sometimes, I just love my job...yesterday I got to meet Dracula, the day before I got paid to drink Champagne. Though to be fair it does have its share of obnoxious moments.
I'm still sick, and last night I could hardly sleep at all for all the coughing and sniffling. I suppose that probably annoyed the guy whose bed I was sleeping in.
I did manage to get enough sleep to dream that I buried someone alive...that was kinda fun.
Oh, I can't believe I forgot this: the highlight of the past week has to be signing Tunnel Bob up for an email address, and trading crazy emails with him over the last couple of days. He's at tunnelbob@hotmail.com if anyone wants to say hi!
I'm still sick, and last night I could hardly sleep at all for all the coughing and sniffling. I suppose that probably annoyed the guy whose bed I was sleeping in.
I did manage to get enough sleep to dream that I buried someone alive...that was kinda fun.
Oh, I can't believe I forgot this: the highlight of the past week has to be signing Tunnel Bob up for an email address, and trading crazy emails with him over the last couple of days. He's at tunnelbob@hotmail.com if anyone wants to say hi!
Home. It was awfully nice to get out of town for the weekend (and not have to work) but it's even nicer to be back.
I got to see some old friends, including someone I lost touch with until I ran into him on the street. I spent most of yesterday with Tunnel Bob, and dragged him to the SG party at fallenicarus's. Poor Bob, I don't think he's much of a party guy, but it does a guy good to have a change of scenery.
Now it's off to the store to sell some used CDs!
I got to see some old friends, including someone I lost touch with until I ran into him on the street. I spent most of yesterday with Tunnel Bob, and dragged him to the SG party at fallenicarus's. Poor Bob, I don't think he's much of a party guy, but it does a guy good to have a change of scenery.
Now it's off to the store to sell some used CDs!
What a day. Since I had to get out of work on time to catch the bus to Madison, every single thing had to go wrong to keep me at work as long as possible. But, being the rock star that I am, I dispatched with all the crap and managed to get out just half an hour late.
I missed the bus I really wanted to take, but there's another one so I'll be alright.
Two cool things did happen right at the end of work today. First, I ran into the customer I have a crush on and actually had a reason to approach her in the store and talk to her.
Then, I got to see someone open a bottle of Champagne with a sabre. He held the bottle in one hand and put the knife on it as if he was peeling a carrot, gave it one good swipe, and voilĂ ! It was open. The neck of the bottle broke cleanly off, which apparently is how it's supposed to work.
And then of course we had to drink the Champagne. Mmmmmm.
Okay, time to leave. It's off to Madison,
fallenicarus' party, and with any luck, Tunnel Bob and the tunnels! Wish me luck!
I missed the bus I really wanted to take, but there's another one so I'll be alright.
Two cool things did happen right at the end of work today. First, I ran into the customer I have a crush on and actually had a reason to approach her in the store and talk to her.
Then, I got to see someone open a bottle of Champagne with a sabre. He held the bottle in one hand and put the knife on it as if he was peeling a carrot, gave it one good swipe, and voilĂ ! It was open. The neck of the bottle broke cleanly off, which apparently is how it's supposed to work.
And then of course we had to drink the Champagne. Mmmmmm.
Okay, time to leave. It's off to Madison,
fallenicarus' party, and with any luck, Tunnel Bob and the tunnels! Wish me luck!
Yeah, I hung out with the crush girl again tonight. Yeah, I didn't do anything, again. And we even had a misogynist slasher movie to set the mood! (Albeit a beautifully shot one.)
Oh well. I gotta do some figurin' and find out how the hell I'm going to get to Madison this weekend!
Oh well. I gotta do some figurin' and find out how the hell I'm going to get to Madison this weekend!
Tomorrow I'm gonna watch an Italian slasher film/giallo* with the crush girl. Wish me luck!
Tonight I'm gonna go to a bar for a poetry reading...
...and more importantly to hang out with a cool lady friend I haven't seen in far too long.
This weekend I'm skipping town to go to Madison for fallenicarus's party. Should be good times, and hopefully I can meet up with Tunnel Bob!
Today I kicked ass at work, and managed to get caught up on over a day's worth of phone calls. This is especially good news since I have to be caught up to take the weekend off (see above!)
*for the record, the film is "Blood and Black Lace," one of my all time favorites. Good film for a date, huh?
Tonight I'm gonna go to a bar for a poetry reading...
This weekend I'm skipping town to go to Madison for fallenicarus's party. Should be good times, and hopefully I can meet up with Tunnel Bob!
Today I kicked ass at work, and managed to get caught up on over a day's worth of phone calls. This is especially good news since I have to be caught up to take the weekend off (see above!)
*for the record, the film is "Blood and Black Lace," one of my all time favorites. Good film for a date, huh?
The good: I got to hang out with the supercool, sexy girl I have a big ol' crush on, and go to dollface's party.
The bad: I think she likes me too, but I can never seem to make that leap and do anything about it. What to do?
The ugly: We saw the Vexers, who were good but not nearly as amazing as the last time. The band after them was Tony Danza massacring a poor guitar and pretending he could sing. Not pretty!
The bad: I think she likes me too, but I can never seem to make that leap and do anything about it. What to do?
The ugly: We saw the Vexers, who were good but not nearly as amazing as the last time. The band after them was Tony Danza massacring a poor guitar and pretending he could sing. Not pretty!
I got to see Kill Bill along the way. I was expecting to hate it, but it was pretty damn entertaining. Lotsa good spaghetti western music on the soundtrack, which was a bit odd but good fun nonetheless.

