into: extremely awkward situations.
not into: being stuck in Mobile with the Memphis blues again.
makes me happy: West Coast
makes me sad: East Coast
5 things i can't live without: A catapult that launches balls of cobras, a chainsaw car, obscure pop culture references, some other crap.
vices: I got a heavy metal mouth that hurls obscenity.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Spamming the refresh button on six different tabs.
gender: male
occupation: Stupendous Badass
current crush: Crushes are temporary and fleeting. I prefer the real thing.
stats: LA face with an Oakland booty
body mods: hella wicked tatties, broheim
heroes: Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Oppenheimer, Richard Feynman, Noam Chomsky
gets me hot: You got to lie to me, baby.
favorite position: There's a mom joke here somewhere but I'm just not feeling it.
fantasy: To get something that I really want and still want it by the time that I get it. Still waiting on that.
sign: This is a fire door never leave open
most humbling moment: Being banished from Potos Village.
i lost my virginity: on easter.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Vegan
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Punk, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.
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