into: My wife, my kids, computers, online gaming, movies, reading, learning, old GMs.

makes me happy: My wife and kids, letters from old friends, good converstation, a good book, a good movie, painting miniatures, making people laugh.

makes me sad: The rest of life.

5 things i can't live without: My family, Camel Lights, Coca-Cola, my computer, antidepressants.

vices: I smoke like a '56 Buick

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Smartass

current crush: My wife.

stats: Tall, pale, and gruesome

body mods: Lots of (unintentional) scars and a couple of tattoos and earrings.

heroes: My wife. John Lennon. Warren Ellis.

gets me hot: My wife. Hommina!!

favorite position: I love it when she's on top.

fantasy: Already married to her.

sign: Don't Walk

most humbling moment: Entierly too many to list.

i lost my virginity: To a girl who eventually became a prostitute. I swear I'm not making that up.