age: 25 (Apr 08, 1988)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Third shift cashier in a fucked up area in Louisville, Ky. I sell Junkies Candybars and then clean up when they vomit.

into: FILM, WANDERING OFF, QUEERNESS, SURREALISM, ZOMBIES, RAPE, AWKWARD MOMENTS.

crush: Jake Burns

most humbling moment: Working a Register for two months while being proped up on Crutches and an office chair.

stats: Out of shape. Going nowhere.

heroes: Sam Raimi. Lester Bangs. Rob Fleming.

makes me sad: PEOPLE WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE, PRICKS, PEOPLE WHO FORCE THEIR BELIEFS ON OTHERS, UNSOVABILITY, THE RADIO, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES III, BROKEN DOORKNOBS, MY JOB.

makes me happy: THE PROCESS OF CREATION, GIRLY MOVIES, CAMPINESS, SOFT THINGS, LEGOS, GRATITUDE, WIKIPEDIA, TEA, MUSIC, APPROBATION, VODKA, COLD WEATHER, REALIZATION.

body mods: Burns and a bum leg and bad foot. None Intentional.