“I want to put her in my purse and take her home with me. Seriously, how adorable is this girl? ”

“Timber_ would totally be my bestest friend ever if we knew each other in real life and stuff. She's amazing!

”

“She will cheer you up when you are down and make you laugh like no one's business. Love this girl... it will do your soul some good. ♥”

“timber rocks! her blogs rock, her group rocks, and she is an all around awsome person!”

“This beotch is truly a great friend. I can see myself being very great friends with her in real life, just like online. She is honest and true to herself and not afraid to be sexy, even though she has some ass. I fucking adore her, as should everyone!”

“"Not only is she unbelievably beautiful on the outside..she's extremely beautiful on the inside! I MISS spending time with her..and I hope this year I'll get to see her A LOT more! We've had our difference..and I've acted like a total witch toward her.. that was stupid of me!! I just hope this year we can see more of each other.. cause I miss her”

“Wowsers ran into you in chat, and took a look at your pics and I am head over heels. The Pastey shots are amazing!”

“She is unbelievably hot and so sweet. I love her to death. ”

“She makes me smile every time I hear her happy midwest self on the phone. I seriously adore this girl. Everyone should have a little Timber in their lives.”

“Allison is quickly becoming one of my best gals on here. <3 Shes fucking rad.”

“Oct 21 2007 6:06 AM

"YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K.
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people. To know the true F.U.C.K"”

“I was asking when your new set was going to be up ya cutie pattotie?”

“PENIS!!!!!!!!!”

“you'll be okay”

“Timber is the fucking icing on the cake! Sweet and amazing!

”