BOOSHZILLA!
i learned how to play D&D...
it's gangster.
i also moved to MD...
yep...

fuck yeh, that was fun, i did the hair and makeup
then we got pringles and ciggarettes, we did three other ooks that day too

i have no friends but ryan...
basically...
haha...



come into my salon i'll give you sweet hair...
color, extensions, cutting, everything!!!
i'll do sweet make-up...















everyone be sad with me, my best friend is leaving the salon i work at!
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now it's just sad lonely me, come keep me busy with your company...



I'm in love!


ryan is amazing...

come get your hair did!

christine/burton
AIM=Trendydreams or RazorKween101

me and Ryan the amazing on our way to DE for xmas, hella lame let me tell ya...


we saw the telletubbies houses,

they scared me...


taco bell, for banessa!




yeh, this is my rock star weave, and what!

burton luvs you, but not as much as she luvs ryan

hahaha...back again fuckers! it's been a year...but yeh...hahahahaha....



i have a new BF, yep, i broke up with the fiance....loooong story...

new guy's way better anyways...

luv, christine!

alrighty then...my lazy ass finally got around to posting...
i'll post highlights and the link to the whole album -->>burton's public fotki account, so yeah...



the amazing le zui hard at work checking herself out for flaws, she won't find any...


this is me as a red head...


this is zui standing with the abomination of a christmas tree she bought for the apartment...


the look on my face says it all...pink tinsel? are you fucking kidding?


some fucking skeezers at the denny's...


me and my coworkers killing ourselves slowly outside the holiday party for the salon...


cocky lil me...


me and some kid who was like "oh you know zui, put my picture on your page!"


sunset picture, great color and softness...


i really just have a lot of pictures of me these days...


some nice guy...


my rockaholic roomie...


my best bud ever...


my man candy...


thick black liner...


this is edward sitting on my lap while i pee, he does that all the time...


fucking adorable...


my myspace picture...



the night zui and i went jogging, we stole our neighbors peephole, then they came over another time and stole our toilet seat, so zui took a shit in a bag (i peed in a different bag) then we threw them at their balcony...the piss landed where is should have, the poop landed on the balcony below theirs...ooops!


























and now back to some other shit...

this is me at new year's last year...jack daniels, just like belushi ...


random meness....


and i'm just like, "get out of my picture, butch!" lol...


this is me after tidying up the place a little, man i'd be a terrible housewife...


cat!


le zui decided to throw a discotheque dance party, we wore wigs and such other dance party paraphernalia, everything went well, except i was the only one who couldn't dance, i just kind of moved awkwardly the whole time...














we stayed up all night dancing etc...and then i chenged my clothes and got ready for work...this is my work face, i listened to a cassette player all day...








hahahahaha!






loyal listener adam!


i cut off all my hair again, such is the cycle of my life...


then i dyed it ridiculous colors...


blah! i took my friend/coworker tobin to a strip club for her 18th birthday! we had so much fun and drank a lot of cola...they also have good nachos! lol...

i'll post again when i have enough pictures to feel bad about not posting them yet...

love, burton

tre lame...
going to rocky horror tonight...
potentially posting pics in this journal when i get back...i have soo much to show you all...

luv, burton

tre lame...i have pictures new on fotki...but i am too lazy to post them here yet...

sorry...maybe when i have more...or perhaps le zui will post them so i don't have to


luv, burton

hardy har har....i still have no monies and i think i get cut off in early january...
hahaha...well, i will be working all day saturday (x-mas eve), then for x-mas i have two houses i must to go back a forth from, my goodness oh great...then i work salon all day again monday...then i'm gonna go insane...
bleh, i am so tired and i must always work cus i am broke...

IN OTHER NEWS...nipple, no jk...
le zui and i drove to some guys hopuse so she could be naked drasg him into the car have me drive around while they made out for the duration of a le tigre song then stop in front of his house where she kicked him out of the vehicle, literally....it was insane...also, my friend joe who never leaves his house went with us, we kidnapped him...


much luv as always, though more if someone sends me account time...

luv, burton

oh dear my dearies...
i am completely broke...
absolutely no money at all...
and while rent and food bills are important, one of the worst parts is that my sg account is about to run out!
le zui had the fabulous idea that someone really speacial out there might gift account me more time for christmas...
so if anyone out there has extra money for my sg account i'll gladly accept...

also i'm about to post some pics in the hirsute group and make a super long only semi random post here...
warning, some of the pics are sideways cus my comp is too slow to make it worth fixing them... sorry...


the always impressive desyre and myself, all dolled up with no place to go...


i love how my hair looks in this pic, it was taken at hair flair, where i used to work...


this is the picture on my business cards and ads...


this is the picture on the posters for me and desyre, is it just me or do i look a little pudgy in this one?


i wanted to use this pic instead, but in the end the ad designer vetoed it cus of the angle...


desyre and i have mad hair and make-up skills...


my sexy man candy...


he's sooo hot, right?


oh megan muffin, i love thee with much friction...hehe...


my fiance's ex GF, strangely we get along great...


really great...


great like desyre and sarah get along...


this is what le zui looks like to an ant...


i like to post bad pictures of myself so if i ever meet someone and i don't look amazing they realize it's just cus i'm human...


desyre is a sexy mamah jamah with blue hairs...


me for work at ULTA...


my amazing blue eye shadow at ULTA...


the day i got my snakebites, i have my new H&M scarf and my favorite shoes ever, i've had them since 10th grade...also i think my ass looks good in this pic...


phenominal!


burton with long hair? this can't be right, don't worry, it's fake as shit...


snakebites!


with my faux hair trimmed i am now in H&M work clothing...


photoshoot make-up with le zui...

no make-up...



make-up for working at the salon...


i like close-ups only when they look this good...



make-up for sitting around waiting for curtis...


i showed up to ULTA looking like this and three different custumers called me a goth...funny...


le zui doesn't look quite like herself in this pic, perhaps it's her longer than usual bangs...




fucking crazy cool crimped hair bitches! amazing, i'm not gonna lie, it was amazing...




i fell in love with this girl at a rockshow...unfortunately, her response was to fuck up her knee repeatedly until i made sure she got a ride home...



le zui likes to walk around the apartment in her underoos rubbing hr ass on things like the fridge while moaning approximately "oh, oh, my butt!"


le zui and i drink ensure, we hope for early alzheimers so we can forget all of you but remember our amazing asshole selves...btw, who are you?


if no one gets me a gift account just promise me you'll remember me as more than just another one of le zui's victims of date rape fisting...



luv, burton