I'm told I have to keep a blog here or nobody will like me and everyone will think I'm a big creepy jerk. See, the thing with that is I've been keeping another site going for like seven years, so posting in two places sounds... exhausting.

I'm sure I'll figure something out, but until then, just go here:

http://nakedsponge.com/

Or watch me solve problems with alcohol here:

http://www.tikibartv.com

thanks!