Miss me.

Here is my new tatt, sorry it took so long to post.

Three nuns were walking along the street and one was describing with her hands a grapefruit she'd seen in Florida.
The second one, also with her hands, described the huge bananas she'd seen in Jamaica.
The third nun, a little deaf, asked, " Father who?"

I want to wish everyone a happy 4th and a big thankyou to all our armed forces keeping us safe! So I was making plans to go to the Ellen Trout Zoo for live music, food and fireworks or going to the Freedom Fest, near where i live. But I feel like crap! So I thought maybe i'll get some blackcats and some other little fireworks. But now that plan is on hold. My old vollyball injure is bothering me. My kneecap wants to pop out of socket! (I'm thinking this is a sign) It look likes today I'm going to lay in bed read Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me, have a few drinks and watch fireworks on the tv. I feel so pathetic!

So sad one my favorites passed today. I loved The Andy Griffith Show and Matlock! Rest in peace Andy Griffith.

Hello, I need a good laugh. I would luv to hear a good joke it's been so long! By the way I love meeting new people friend request me, message me . I would be thrilled to hear from you.