makes me happy: Photo Ops, Photo Chemicals, Pretty Girls, When the "Special" and Deaf people swim at my pool.

makes me sad: Stupid People with Stupid Ideas and Stupid Kids.

vices: A.D.D., Cursing, Caring too Much, Caring too little.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Kitchen Gaget Professional

current crush: The Singer of Jakalope

body mods: Ray Ban Glasses Braces until 10th grade.

sign: Aries (The April Fool)

i lost my virginity: But don't worry I've hired a Search party.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Punk, Hippy, Hipster, Fuck you, I defy categories