Had a big lotus flower and cherry blossoms outlined and shaded today. That shit hurt. I wasn't expecting that spot to feel like that...
Thai peanut noodles are the bombdiggity!!!! Now for some Emo jokes!
Q: How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
A: Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.
Q: How do you get an emo down from a tree?
A: you cut the rope...
Q: What do you say when 1, 000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.
Q: What do you call an emo adult?
A: They aren't alive at the time.
Q. What do you call an emo with cancer?
A. Chemo Emo!
Q: How do you make an emo kid cry?
A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm!
Q: Why'd the emo smile?
A: He wanted to try new things..
Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one
Q: How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
A: Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.
Q: How do you get an emo down from a tree?
A: you cut the rope...
Q: What do you say when 1, 000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.
Q: What do you call an emo adult?
A: They aren't alive at the time.
Q. What do you call an emo with cancer?
A. Chemo Emo!
Q: How do you make an emo kid cry?
A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm!
Q: Why'd the emo smile?
A: He wanted to try new things..
Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3 One to replace it, and 2 to write a song about how they missed the old one
Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.
DKM/A Global Threat
CBGB's sold out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's what happens when i show up late.
CBGB's sold out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's what happens when i show up late.
hmmmm
August, 18 2006
Dropkick Murphys, Global Threat
at- CBGB
August, 27 2006 at
RANCID, THE SLANDERIN'
at -TIMES SQ, BB KINGS,
September, 21 2006 at DEAD KENNEDYS!!!!!!! (singer to be announced)
CBGB,
Cost: $35
August, 18 2006
Dropkick Murphys, Global Threat
at- CBGB
August, 27 2006 at
RANCID, THE SLANDERIN'
at -TIMES SQ, BB KINGS,
September, 21 2006 at DEAD KENNEDYS!!!!!!! (singer to be announced)
CBGB,
Cost: $35
