I got off the phone a little while ago with one of my best buds and the story he told me gave me my daily dose of seven chuckles that i really needed. It went somthing like this.

Me: hey bruh how you been

Friend: not much bro i just almost got caught up in some sh!t

Me: damn, what happened

Friend: well it started off when i got really high. I was sitting on the couch when i got the uber case of the munchies

Me: yea that happens

Friend: i know. So i hopped in my car to pick up some jerky and flaming hot cheetos because they are delicious you know

Me: true story they are really good

Friend: i know well i got some was leaving the gas station made it a few feet down the road when i saw the red and blue in my rearview

Me: no sh!t?

Friend: nope, so i pulled over the cop got out walked to my window. I asked is there somthing wrong officer? As he spoke no words came out his mouth. So i started laughing and thats when i knew it

Me: knew what

Friend: thats when i knew i hadnt even gotten off the couch yet

Me: wowwwwwww...