age: 35 (Jun 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: Making puppets dance... um... I mean playwright...

sign: Gem. please don't run away. my other personality is nicer...

crush: I have one or two crushes... they know who they are. It's harmless and aimless, though which is what makes it lovely.

gets me hot: where do I begin? geek. phone sex. dirty in person talk. voluptuous and confident people. lower back dents. short hair. glasses. cuddling on the couch. writers. artists. smart intellectuals (not the dumb intellectuals we all meet). curvy women (psw or slim). erotic fiction. short skirts. sweaters. absent minded handjobs in front of the tv. cleavage. muscle tone. strong arms. telling me you're in the mood. mutual masturbation. basically I'm a slut--look at me the right way and we're good to go.

body mods: a tribal on my back. (I'm SOOOOOO original.) A flock of bats as a shoulder cap. oh, and an earring that people always notice months after they meet me and go, "did you just get that?" and I go, "yeah. I did. about 15 years ago."

i lost my virginity: No I didn't... it's right here... see...? hey... what the fuck!? it was just here! man... I bet I'll never get it back now...

fantasy: the fantasy I have been enjoying lately is far too filthy to print here... get to know me and maybe I'll tell you... get to know me better and maybe you'll participate when I make it happen :P