I'm never bloody home or else I'd go on SG much more
I'm always at my boyfriend's house these last few weeks, and his internet, despite supposedly being Broadband, is crap. So I'm missing SG lots but the alternative is to spend the time that I'm not looking after the elderly insane, running back an forth around Scarborough trying to ogle nekkid ladies and have a fun-filled sex life. Isn't life shit

Never mind cos in June I'm gonna get a flat with this boy hopefully, seems to be working out quite nicely, and then I shall come on here a lot more, which will enrich my life no end

I'm getting well into 'I'm A Celebrity...', dunno why, it's Ant and Dec I think, I used to love em on SMTV Live. My favourite lil punky boy is on TV tonight, Faking It Revisited, so I got to watch that.

Mm. I'm getting a bit bored of this relationship stuff, well ok maybe not, but I feel like I should be. Argh fuck it, I'm enjoying the constant sex and the cuddling and stuff, I'm just vaguely worried that I'm getting more involved than I should. It's nice tho, really nice

Rock night tomorrow woo! I haven't been out for ages, trying to save money an that, I'm applying for a job where I would get a free flat, sounds quite cushy but it's probably a shit-hole...

Ooh yeah, I graduated! When I get the pics back I'll put em up here, some of them will be quite nice cos it was thick snow on the day Puppy has gone to the pub quiz without me tonight, he's such a big boy now...

Hope you all well and shit

Hehee, my old user account is still active, I might change the name and go on a rampage to get myself kicked off the site with it
I am so fucking ill right now, think I've got some kind of flu, and I'm sorry for not being on for so long but I've been so busy and crap, plus I have a new boyfriend, well he's kind of an old boyfriend, but he's been taking up a lot of my spare time with his newly improved romantic manner...
Apart from this, got a bike for Christmas, been trying to give up smoking, got some new comics, err... God my life is boring at the moment,, I'll have to think of stuff to do so I can write it up. Did I mention I'm ill? Christ. I'm off back to bed, be good

I've had a hard week. I'm very tired and drunk. Look after your friends, they're important, and they make your life happy.

I love Anne Frank's Diary of a Young Girl (I started the unedited version and found it too hard to read someone's unadulterated private thoughts)...
The bit I always relate to is where she calls herself a 'little bundle of contradictions'. Variety is totally the spice of my life, in everything. I went round to my mate's and got completely battered the other night, came home and had Ex Sex (bad, argh, anyway it never happened, alright?) after reading two of her lil boys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stories while pissed.
Then Sunday I went to the Methodist church in the little village I have to go to so's I can look after one of my old people, was made very welcome and I've kind of decided I might go back quite regularly. Maybe it's the Prozac, but I'm really enjoying my life recently

This has been the best week of this year so far. I still rule, by the way, in case you were wondering.
Stuff I did this week;
-went out in Leeds for the SGUK northern meetup, with this lad and this lass who are both cool as fuck and very friendly, we did lots of dancing and jumping about, it was ace

-met up with my ex James and saved his dog from drowning by climbing into a ditch and risking both my life AND my bestest combats.

-bumped into an old school buddy and made him come to see the lil punk boys band, and taught his girlfriend how to slam polka...

-saw Dead Pets, jumped around smashing into people and getting sweaty, took my lil cousin and got the whole club to sing Happy Birthday to her, also Mr. Shiraz played and they're pretty fuckin good an all...

-went out to Positionz in Hull after Dead Pets, danced to Bon Jovi and Alice Cooper, met some cool people and got some kisses and hugs from the lovely Mr Sweeney

-mm yeah and I picked up some daft lil girl that I was planning to grope in the taxi home and then make her pay for the ride except she was a dumb fuck and I ended up saving her from people pretending to be taxi drivers, so that was stupid but it was a cool night.

My arm fuckin kills from slamming into people

Gone through to Hull to stay with my mum and eat all her food.
I'm looking forward to the Northern meet, should be funny, I got no decent clothes but hey, I rule anyway so it doesn't matter (General theme of the week in my house is; I RULE! No matter what. People seem to be going along with this which is funny

I'll be offline for a week cos of my mum having to pay for her internet connection hourly, not entirely sure that I'll cope but I'll struggle through somehow...
Take care everybody

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
woohoooooooooooooooo

Help needed...
How do I convince my mum it's perfectly safe for me to go to a meet-up with people I met on an internet porn site, and sleep at somebody's (parent's) house? Hmm.

Finally I've got some energy left at the end of the day to write in here...

My mum came up to see me and it was lovely cos, she's had chemotherapy and now she's getting better, she's back to work on Monday which is brilliant and everyone says she looks really well.

I'm getting a bike for Christmas! Oooh I'm terribly excited, it's red and springy, and I got a bell for it that's got a floating eyeball in it, it's cool as fuck, my mum took the bike back to Hull and it's gonna be under the tree for me on Christmas morning and I'm going to ride it up and down the street before we go to Mass

It's my birthday on Monday so don't forget, alright. I'm all chuffed to buttons cos, Mike my ex that lives in my house has got a new girlfriend and I say Woop Woop for him cos she's lovely, she's got rainbow hair and she dances like a mad fucker, and then my old ex that was meant to be 'The One' has been on the phone for 3 hours today and he's got a new woman, I say woman, she's 17, and she sounds like she's ace too so I'm dead pleased cos I love it when people I care about are happy and, it means me and the old ex are talking again which is great cos he's piss funny and I missed talking to him.

Lala. So, yeah. I'm taking my lil cousin to see the Dead Pets in Hull, hurray for little punk boys, they're so cute.

Take care, be good, byedebye