age: 35 (Nov 29, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2008
occupation: Corporate Drone
gets me hot: women in uniform
body mods: I have a few ideas, but as of right now, that's all they are.
sign: Sagittarius
stats: a million hit points and maximum charisma
fantasy: Not sure, but I bet it involves martinis and bathwater (obviously only consuming one).
into: film & television, music, martinis, music, pinstriped suits & fedoras, geeky gadgets, music, video games, music, white russians, scotch, low-budget films, Bill Hicks rants, Jack Bauer kicking ass, relaxing in front of my tv, people who leave me comments, people who get my numerous obscure references and witty reparte.
makes me sad: ghetto-blasting car stereos, bus people, people who are rude and condescending, people who YELL... people in general.
crush: Most of the Whedon alums, particularly Summer Glau, Alyson Hannigan, Michelle Trachtenberg, & Felicia Day.
i lost my virginity: On the cold tile floor of a friend's bathroom to a girl I never saw again. The less said about it, the better.
heroes: Bill Hicks, Larry David, John Lennon



















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