age: 36 (Nov 29, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: Corporate Drone

stats: a million hit points and maximum charisma

most humbling moment: Passing out in a drunken stupor, and almost falling headfirst into a campfire.

heroes: Bill Hicks, Larry David, John Lennon

gets me hot: women in uniform

sign: Sagittarius

makes me happy: When I fall in love with a song I've never heard before, and that Pink Floyd poster with all the album covers painted on the backs of naked chicks.

into: film & television, music, martinis, music, pinstriped suits & fedoras, geeky gadgets, music, video games, music, white russians, scotch, low-budget films, Bill Hicks rants, Jack Bauer kicking ass, relaxing in front of my tv, people who leave me comments, people who get my numerous obscure references and witty reparte.

makes me sad: ghetto-blasting car stereos, bus people, people who are rude and condescending, people who YELL... people in general.

crush: Most of the Whedon alums, particularly Summer Glau, Alyson Hannigan, Michelle Trachtenberg, & Felicia Day.

i lost my virginity: On the cold tile floor of a friend's bathroom to a girl I never saw again. The less said about it, the better.