into: The color black. Dark zen. Eroticism, sensuality, and the pursuit of inappropriate lovers. I also enjoy dressing like a gaijin teddy-boy yakuza, and riding my Kawasaki in an almost suicidally reckless manner, often involving long and spontaneous roadtrips whose sole purpose is the seduction of a beautiful stranger. And toast. I really like toast.

not into: Polyester. Speeding tickets. Racism. Syphilis.

makes me happy: Having an army of fanatically loyal undead ninja lawn gnomes.

makes me sad: The loss of a loyal gnome who was merely attempting to do his duty by following yet another of my insane demands.

5 things i can't live without: A zippo, a pack of cloves, a bottle of jager, a dogeared book, and my fanatically loyal army of undead ninja lawn gnomes.

vices: Girls from Colorado.

 

occupation: Born-again messiah of the hardcore.

heroes: Gianni Versace and Anais Nin. Nikki Sixx and Alstair Crowley.

gets me hot: Manko

fantasy: World Domination.

sign: I'm the only triple Scorpio ever born in June.

i lost my virginity: It was Professor Plum, in the study, with the candlestick.