"Saturday night 'nd you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while...
So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
For that call...
So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
So you decide to take a holiday
You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah but there's no place to go anyway
And what for...
You've got everything, but nothing's cool
They've just found your father in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school
Anymore...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you have not got
What went wrong...
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed
And that's too long...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight"

"Likes to get wasted on Sundays and on the boss' crotch...true story."

"Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue
You know I could not run away it seemed
We’d seen each other in a dream
It seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me
"Come on home girl," he said with a smile
"You don’t have to love me yet
Let’s get high awhile
But try to understand
Try to understand
Try try try to understand
I’m a magic man."

If that song wasn't written for him, I don't what was. "

"he likes my friend sam and has too much octobus arm. but his poetry is the best and makes me hard."

"TheRevolutionary is a COMPLETELY irrational fan of Indiana sports... But he realizes it, and that makes him extremely cool. On top of that, he's a legitimately sweet guy. I guess I should explain.

Me and TR, you see, we would argue about damn near everything on the boards. Sports, music... EVERYTHING. And then one day... he just stops by the old journal and says in so many words: I like you.

See, that takes a special kind of a gentle soul that not many people have. I'm proud to call him a friend."

"I liked this dude back when he was BossDJ. And he's one of the only people I know who enjoys quoting Zoolander as much as I do. And he has more testimonials than I do. And noone who ever left him a testimonial got zotted the very next day. Which must be nice.

Anywho, Good Dude. Don't fuck with him."

"http://suicidegirls.com/albums/favorite+shirt/19844/page1/#post19324"

"Hawt hawt hawt.
lessthanthree"

"So hottt & a sweetie too "