"and ninjas love him."

"if he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be my favorite. but i wouldn't eat him, because then i wouldn't have him anymore."

"Juan is impatient and couldnt wait till wednesday to get my testimonial, hahahahah! So here it is, BABY!!

Juan is a superhero who will never let you be the best, hes always gotta ONE UP ya! Which is kind of sexy in a weird superhero sort of way. I dont know how he puts up with my jibber jabber, but he's always got the best advice and for that, I am grateful. He's the kind of guy you want on your capture the flag team because he always comes thru for ya when ya need him. Juan, you are definitely ok in my book. Actually .. in MY book, you can look up the word EXTRAORDINARY and there's his face! NO JOKE! He ALWAYS makes me feel special, and I could only hope I make him feel half as good as he makes me feel. "

"he always got somthing smart to say that leaves me speechless.......

xoxo"