When I first played around with the idea of getting a sub for this site, I never anticipated that it would be so...social. You know? In a way, I guess that's a good thing. But it's certainly affected my motivations for even being here in the first place.

Originally, I came here for the boobies. You know how it is. And pun intended. But anyway.

I guess I could have made my profile anonymous, but something told me that maybe I might actually like this community. Plus, it would't hurt to link up with some other people from around the area, get a feeling for the place. After moving half way across the country little more than a month ago, I still haven't really met anyone yet. The whole area is beautiful, but almost in this alien, unapproachable kind of way. I'll have to get used to it, I suppose.

For now though, I'm interested to see what everyone's got to offer. Should I be scared? Aww, fuck it. Bring it on!

I am the mechanically enhanced teddy bear of your dreams.