"Thanks ! ^^"

"Keeps me entertained and smiling, <3"

"TFOK is our wonderful benevolent dictator and has a magical car that can take you to a land of boobs and drinking and public servants. He's everyone's favourite cow!"

"He's a lovely man!"

"Ohh yes, I have had the pleasure of meeting TFOK... what a gloriously charming chap! "

"TFOK is one of the smartest men I know and I have known a lot of men, Um hang on that didn't sound quite right, Ahh fuck it you know what I mean."

"I love this man. Yes. He's hilarious, always makes me laugh and is a good online friend too, there when I need him."

"If he every wanted to live in the UK I'd let him marry my sister for citizenship"

"Interesting facts about TFOK:

* TFOK is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

* He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

* He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

* If you drop a phonograph needle on TFOK's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds."

* He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair."

"TFOK is a lot of things to me. Friend, professor daddy, hero, personal savior, partner in crime, nosy son of a bitch, and future husband.

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"I like his cow face! Close ups of cow faces are so hot right now... "

"For some reason he reminds me of my favorite teacher ever. Though Mr. K never gave any of the girls lap-dances."

"you have made me laugh out loud on more than one occasion and your avi is one of the finest on the site."