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DECEMBER 22, 2011 @ 07:59 PM | 49 COMMENTS


OK. So I'm not going to get to do the big-time update I promised myself before Christmas rolls around.

Some time around new years, OK?

It'll have:
- house moving adventures and life changes
- why work is (still) shitting me off
- why some people around here have been shitting me off more than I would like (A Bit of a Rant)
- various other odds and sods.

Oh, and probably pictures from Japan and elsewhere.

But, to keep you amused, once more, the great Russian Tit-Grope.

DECEMBER 15, 2011 @ 12:36 PM | 36 COMMENTS


This is a little bit ridiculous. Last update a year ago, having just gotten back from Japan.

Now I'm just back from Japan again, and updating, finally.

If I'm good, I'll even update again, before Christmas, with pictures and everything.

In the meantime, this is kind of awesome.


DECEMBER 8, 2010 @ 03:40 AM | 209 COMMENTS


Got back from Japan a fortnight or so ago. Almost 3 weeks there, moving between Osaka and Tokyo and Kyoto.

Many great experiences, much great food, and lots of wonderful sights.

Best bit of TV watching turned out to be a kids' show, Pitagora Suitchi. It's brilliant and clever. On every episode (or so it seems), they feature the "Algorithm March."



In this example, there are curious dolphins. (Obligatory "Curious dolphins FTW!")

Pictures under spoiler



More fun with animals ... cats playing pattycake.


OCTOBER 8, 2010 @ 10:44 PM | 61 COMMENTS


We had the SGAU Ball a few weeks ago. It was great. Hot ladies, handsome devils and great costumes. Check us out.

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Meantime: how to learn English while getting fit.


"I've Got A Bad Case of Diarrhea."


"Take Anything You Want, Spare Me My Life."


"How Dare You Say Such A Thing To Me."

Enjoy.
JUNE 22, 2010 @ 02:48 AM | 99 COMMENTS


Important matters of state.




I'm off to Canada for the first time later this week. I'm so looking forward to being away. Too much shit going on at work here to deal with. I need a break, desperately.
MARCH 29, 2010 @ 09:37 PM | 61 COMMENTS


Bah. This is silly.

I'm in an airport lounge at LAX, waiting to fly home. Been in Atlanta for almost a week. It's Monday night here and by the time I get home it'll be Wednesday morning. Combination of trans-Pacific flying time and international date line.

I've been wondering what to update with to try to make my life seem otherwise interesting. It hasn't been. Just work angst and more work angst.

If I had the pictures from the SF/NYC trip last November I'd post those. I should get on that.

Anyway, I really feel like I have nothing interesting to say here, that's not totally self-indulgent and grumpy.

Oh well, I saw Grizzly Bear a few months back, during the Sydney Festival. And then Echo and the Bunnymen, who were actually quite good! I met Thistle and her fella, with Elichrusos, and that was enjoyable.

Jeebus. What a FML entry. I'm not that miserable, el-oh-el. I just feel like I have nothing worth talking about. I hope I don't leave this entry up for weeks and weeks and weeks.

tongue
DECEMBER 23, 2009 @ 09:49 PM | 104 COMMENTS


This is my placeholder Christmas-break update.

TheFuckOffGirl and I went to the US (specifically San Francisco and New York City) in November, and had a wonderful time and I managed to meet some very cool SG members, including people I've talked with and admired for several years. I also made new friends. Longer expanded version of trip-story next time.

We're having a few weeks off, visiting family and hopefully having a coastal vacation in the new year (remember, northern hemisphereans, it's summer here).

I plan to relax, and read, and swim and whatnot.

I hope you have a lovely time, and give and get some great gifts, and share nice food and love and laughter and all the usual stuff. Family arguments are optional.

See you all in 2010, folks! kiss
NOVEMBER 5, 2009 @ 02:11 PM | 77 COMMENTS


So, my monthly updates seem to have degenerated to annual. This is not good. Well, it is what it is. Last update was this time last year, when TheFuckOffGirl and I were about to head out on a week's holiday on isolated Kangaroo Island, off the coast of South Australia. It was warm but wind-blown and we walked on beaches and cooked each other food in our rented beach house and saw sea-lions and cliffs bashed by huge waves at the far end of the island and read books and watched on TV as the US Presidental election results came in.

This time, we're about to head off the US for a fortnight-and-a-bit. If you're in SF or NYC you likely already know we'll be coming, and I look forward to meeting those of you that I can.

I have been cajoled into updating more often. (To which I ask, why does anyone care? But, at the same time, it's either impolite of me, or else just boring, for me to be so slack.) So why haven't I?

The monthly blogs became regular updates-of-my-life-by-category. And it was a non-trivial task to think of what was happening in each category and make it sound interesting.

The problem has been, more and more of my life has been consumed by work, and not always in a way that made me happy, and not in ways I wanted to talk about here. SG became more and more of an "escape" where I didn't need to think too much about what else is nagging at me in my life. And I don't want to vent about it here. I like keeping SG life and day-to-day life a bit disconnected.

This isn't me whining, by the way, just reflecting on why I don't feel like I have anything worth saying on a regular basis. If I do get back to updating regularly, it might just be short entries containing trivial shit, whcih come to think about it, is probably just fine. Hey loook, funny Youtube video! That kind of thing.

But all in all, life is fine. The girl and I are very excited to be heading east and north over an ocean, and I'm very pleased at the chance to meet people from the site I like and admire.

So, until next we meet, or chat in here, or elsewhere, may I play some music for you?

This video makes me ridiculously happy. I found it by accident. It's The Breeders, doing Guided By Voices "Shocker in Gloomtown" in a shed, and the boys from GBV wander around outside the shed trying to see in. For some reason, I think that's brilliant.



I only found this video recently, but its from a CD I lost in a break-up years ago. I wonder why this wasn't some kind of a huge hit, because it seems to me it should have been.



I have become slightly obsessed with this video. Jesus Christ, what an amazing, captivating performer. I'm in awe evey time I watch this. I love how the whole video descends into chaos, all the way up to that final little pout. Swoon.



This is verging on magnificent. (The girl emailed me at work one day. All that was in the email was a link to this. Isn't she good to me?)



Maybe some travel pictures next update, yeah?

Take care.

xo
NOVEMBER 2, 2008 @ 04:28 AM | 314 COMMENTS


"It's Time".

That's an interesting slogan to be hearing now, for anyone familiar with modern Australian political history.

I might talke about that some more when I get back. (I've been pretty sucky at the updating thing lately, eh?) Meanwhile, I'm out for a week. Kangaroo Island, here we come! biggrin

You kids play nice now. kiss
MARCH 10, 2008 @ 05:09 AM | 167 COMMENTS


Well, by golly, it must be time to update.

I was doing pretty well with the monthly update routine but it's been getting hard to manage. So, y'know, forgive me'n'stuff. Or not. As you please.

Here goes.


1. Airports and Hotels

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So, yeah, me whining about travel. I travel a lot with my job, and it's something you get to look back on as part of your life's long journey. But it's a collection of short, intense trips that don't involve much relaxation or tourist-ing.

Last September: a week in Taiwan. I was in Taipei in 2003, so it was almost 4 years to the day that I went back. This time I saw a little more, including missing a fast train south and catching a slow train by mistake instead. I kept a few people waiting, but it all worked out. I did get a day free in Taipei to walk around, spend some time in some museums and grounds, and climbing Taipei 101, from which you can see a few shots below.
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November -- Indonesia. Not quite two weeks, spent between the islands of Lombok and Timor (always via Bali).

January started a trip that involved spending five out of six consecutive weeks in hotels and airports. It started with three weeks in Vietnam (Hanoi and Can Tho) and then TheFuckOffGirl came over and we spent a week of time off. Our plan to spend a weekend in central Vietnam was somewhat hampered by her getting sick in Hanoi, but we did get a few very pleasant days in Hue. I don't have the photos from there loaded on the laptop, but I'll post them at some point.
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A close shave flying out of Ho Chi Minh city. I managed to leave my laptop back at the hotel. Getting back from the airport to central HCMC and back again in time to check in was, shall we say, stressful. TheFuckOffGirl was less than impressed, but we made the flight.

Then there was a week in Canberra. Then a week back in Sydney, then to Indonesia and a series of hotels, ranging from comfortable tourist-friendly places in Bali to what were close to camping huts without flush toilets. Then another drama re getting home -- our flight was cancelled, and three of us had to buy tickets on Garuda to fly home via Melbourne. Good times.

Now I'm back home, more or less. At least until mid-year. Maybe I'll be going to Sweden, we'll see.



2. Work Dramarama

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Where to start?

My psychopathic colleague is, I think, self-immolating. He's trying to fight with everyone (mostly to undermine me), but it seems like things are collapsing around him. The new Dean (he started today -- see previous entry where we were about to interview the candidates, and yes, that's how long since I last updated) is going to be fairly unprepared to tolerate such manic and unhinged drama-queenishness.

It makes for some interesting email exchanges while I'm in hotel rooms in other countries.

Other than that, things appear to be going quite well, both for TheFuckOffGirl and myself. Change is in the air, and I think it will be for the good.



3. Ner Fus Nar Gool

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The popular part of my updates is undoubtedly where I tell people the latest anecdote about TheFuckOffGirl. So here we go. On the weekend, she borrowed my laptop and ended up IMing with an old SG friend for an extended time. Later, said friend did confirm that "she was everything I expected." She gives good IM. (She's in Melbourne right now and responded to my message tonight with You? Again?) She's a charmer. We've been watching quite a bit of The West Wing lately, just FYI. I like the show but this more to her instigation than mine.

So Ner Fus Nar Gool is her Star Wars name. Don't ask why, it just is. When I opened my suitcase in Vietnam on the first night I was there, she'd left me a little love note on the top of my clothes, signed Ner Fus Nar Gool". You really don't need to know the origins of the name, just to know I was totally charmed.

She has lately taken the expression "Right to die" and applied it to the idiots she sees around her in traffic. If a pedestrian wanders out on the street in dangerous proximity to the car, she opines that they would be "right to die". Occasionally she yells it out the window.

Then there's The Glom. That's when I'm in her vicinity when she's at her own computer, and I am expected to "glom on", which is a combination standing hug and nuzzle. It is the act of a supplicant, and she acts appropriately haughty and imperious. I'm doing well if I can get her to melt.



4. Miscellany

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Lately, I've mostly seen movies by watching them on the plane.

I watched "The 3:10 to Yuma" on the plane back from 'Nam, when everything was dark and most people were sleeping. It was pretty disturbing in those circumstances.

Lastly: I've tried reformatting the fux0red text in here, but it's not behaving. *sigh* Or maybe, now, it is behaving.


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