Member: TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid is a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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AUGUST 6, 2005 @ 09:06 PM


We live in melodramatic times.

Incidentally, is there anything more depressing than the “Current Events” section of a modern-day bookstore? There are so many rows of hastily-written, 200-250 page books with giant print, huge margins, and a cover featuring a smug bastard under a title like “THEY’RE ALL AGAINST YOU: How Hollywood, the French, and the CIA Have Conspired to Pollute Your Precious Bodily Fluids and What You Can Do To Stop Them.”



Meanwhile, TheFuckOffGirl remains a cheap drunk. One-and-a-half strong G&Ts into an evening spent watching Harry Potter DVDs, she cried out from her chair "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE! Heeee."

I knew you'd all want to know.

Comments
Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 06, 2005 09:08 PM

awesome. I'm going to try to get to the point where I can't feel my face. oh yeah.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 06, 2005 09:23 PM

Maybe she actually said, "I CAN'T FEEL MY FASE! Heeee."

traceelement

traceelement

Australia
March 2005

AUG 06, 2005 09:27 PM

Ahhh TFOK your posting of your girls antics just made my Sunday that little bit more amusing. Thankyou. smile

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

AUG 06, 2005 11:10 PM

Haha, aww. Can she play maraccas in our band?

Helly

Helly

Australia
December 2004

AUG 07, 2005 12:49 AM

yeah Branford was great, i have just had a few of creepy emails and i dont want ot ahve a giant friends list full of kurkers that have no journal entries. the other thing is someone just lying about stuff. if you really wanna know i will send a link in an email. it just grates me thats all smile

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

AUG 07, 2005 01:44 AM

For my part it's all about this.

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

AUG 07, 2005 02:06 AM

I remember seeing him on there. I don't remember that he shredded him though.

Basically I like to hear the arguments for both sides. Right now the Republicans are in the driver's seat but the Dems have the loudest voices. And because we have a liberal media we're always treated to their p.o.v. Which is fine because I'm kind of middle of the road but slightly left-leaning. Still, it's nice to see the liberals get some mud in their eyes every so often. biggrin

Rook

Rook

Australia
November 2004

AUG 07, 2005 02:06 AM

Intoxication and Harry Potter DVD's..fuck yeah!!
Tell TFOG I said "Hi", and have one for yourself while you're at it.

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

AUG 07, 2005 02:24 AM

Oh they do have the loudest voices. It's like Dems are the snotty little weasel of a student who takes notes on what all the other students are doing while the teacher is away. Even though he may be pointing out the truth he still looks like a snitch-ass little prick and ultimately his efforts are in vain. wink

ansia

ansia

Australia
June 2004

AUG 07, 2005 02:52 AM

Hahaha ... I think I wanna marry TFOG wink She makes me laugh.

ansia

ansia

Australia
June 2004

AUG 07, 2005 03:02 AM

Don't be modest now ... we all wanna marry you too biggrin

Jazz

Jazz

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 07, 2005 03:36 AM

Ha ha was it cause her face was numb or her hands. Or was it both.
You must be in hysterics all the time. biggrin

tongue
Jazz

Tjaden

Tjaden

I'm lost
June 2003

AUG 07, 2005 06:34 AM

Heh... I can't remember the last time I was that drunk. I'm far from a cheap date. frown

Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

AUG 07, 2005 12:22 PM

When I was a teenager, when Clinton was President, I used to think it was kind of sad that I was growing up in such boring, uneventful, and happy times. I thought all the exciting parts of history were done. Now I wish they were again.

Melika

Melika

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 08, 2005 04:34 AM

yep, sounds like me.
i admit to being a cadbury 'glass and a 1/2' gilr.

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