Member: TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid is a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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JULY 7, 2005 @ 06:50 AM


Caught up with Anton and Linz last night for some drinks before my trip Stateside. We didn't win pub trivia, but we didn't lose either.

The FuckOffGirl gets nervous when I travel, and she was aghast when she found I'd booked myself into a hotel in Manhattan that was awash with rats and roaches. We saw the reviews of the hotels by former guests on the internet after I'd paid the deposit. I said "Maybe I'll do battle with the cockroaches and come back A Man!"

Her response was to wail "I don't want a man! I want youuuuu!"

The booking has been changed.

So now I head to the airport in the morning. And we've just been hearing that people are blowing parts of London up. Needless to say, she's utterly beside herself. My poor darling girl.

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Phate1301

Phate1301

Australia
June 2005

JUL 07, 2005 06:56 AM

I laughed when I read your journal as I've been following the group threads re. your travel arrangements. Man, I felt dirty just READING some of those reviews people posted!!
I'm not surprised the FuckOffGirl was beside herself. I was worried and I'm not even one of the FuckOffs...
Enjoy your trip. It sounds like it's gonna be busy, but fun!!!

traceelement

traceelement

Australia
March 2005

JUL 07, 2005 06:57 AM

yeah good luck with the travels.

did you also hear about the nutter who tried to set the PMs residence alight in Sydney this evening too. *shakes head* too many crazies in the world I tell you.

Aaronsrod

Aaronsrod

Australia
November 2003

JUL 07, 2005 08:06 AM

good luck mate, and stay away from buses, trains and planes (take a boat they haven't gotten to them yet). People keep blowing them up for some reason that I can't figure out, bastards!

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

JUL 07, 2005 10:32 AM

A little nervousness is understandable, given our current world state of affairs.

I got your e-mail, and am looking forward to meeting up while you're here.

Phia

Phia

Australia
June 2005

JUL 07, 2005 11:09 AM

Yep, he's okay...phew. Stay safe on your travels.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

JUL 07, 2005 03:37 PM

Have fun!

We'll win trivia next time. True story.

Crim

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 07, 2005 04:26 PM

Her response was to wail "I don't want a man! I want youuuuu!"


Women like her are marvelous people.
And good luck on your travels, as always.

StarCandy

StarCandy

Australia
April 2004

JUL 07, 2005 07:23 PM

Ohh have fun. I'm mega jealous.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JUL 07, 2005 09:35 PM

Poor girl frown

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

JUL 07, 2005 11:33 PM

Tell her we'll look after you and see that you don't get blown to pieces or eaten by insects.

hollygolightly

hollygolightly

I'm lost
June 2005

JUL 08, 2005 10:23 AM

i still plan on 'travelling' in your suitcase... (coming didn't go down to well last time i said it wink )

yeknomyknuf

yeknomyknuf

Pittsburgh, PA
April 2005

JUL 08, 2005 02:26 PM

Aww, you're lucky to have a girlfriend who cares so much about ya smile

Lissi

Lissi

Australia
May 2005

JUL 09, 2005 06:46 AM

Have fun and be careful over there in the "big" city
Let me know when you come back, I might take your offer now...

Much better now. thanks again

K. smile smile

Jazz

Jazz

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 09, 2005 11:30 PM

Awww i love the comments your girl makes. She has such a wonderful way with words. I guess your in stitches alot. biggrin

MWAH!
Jazz
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Steven

Steven

Australia
July 2012

JUL 10, 2005 04:00 AM

She sounds lovely mate, but you'll be right. Have fun and forget about her wink

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