Dear TFOG,
I must insist you get your own account, for several reasons.
1) This could constitute account sharing and coulg get TFOK zotted.
2) Seriouly look into your soul and ask yourself if you'd like to look at naked women?
3) I'd like to hear BOTH sides of your stories because it will be exponentially funnier.
4) I want to know that you really do exist. I'm sorry about doubting you on this, but I need to you are real, and these stories are real. It will make me love life a little more if I have evidence of your existence, beyond the questionable words of your beloved.
5) This place is a fun place to hang out and it will drive TFOK crazy if you hang out here.
So you see, by simple logic you need to sign up for SG, and you can make TFOK pay for it too!
Your soon to be SG friend,
Pip


PS- Apparenbtly my fiancee, Mylf, and I have some sort of plague that's making all of our friends get engaged, so if you are hounding him about this, becoming our friend may or may not cause him to "catch it" and propose to you in some very very silly manner. I know someone just had a heart attack.

For the record, I think you're both pretty rad, even though I've only met one of you in the real life world.

And I know what you mean about the 'nothing to say' thing. I'm not sure I know how to do this thing anymore. Well, without going out and getting messy drunk first.

I'm hoping something's gonna happen soon.

Hey baby. Why don't you ditch that zero and get with the hero?

HELLO I'M COMMENTING ON A JOURNAL!!!

DEAR TFOK GURLFRENT! LEIK ZOMG, PEAS AXEPT TEH LABL FEMANIST. STAP FITIN IT. KTHNX

A message for TFOG!

Withhold all sexual favors until you receive The Ring from TFOK.

xxxo!

Dear TFOG:

I had like 7 Diet Cokes today.

I know relatively little of this girlfriend of which you speak. In fact, I'm not entirely positive she actually exists.

Dear TFOG

Why do you let your man kiss other boys and dance on poles??

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and I did not mean the pole between his legs

Hey, FoK, did you look at alk3rawk's member page? Remember him, the "hot" girl collector?

That tolling bell? That's the sound of your vindication, baby.

This has the makings of a classic messageboard "catastrophe".

Sometimes, I'm just a vicarious drama whore.

Dear TFOG,
Inform TFOK that you desperately want to become a mormon. He told me that his secret desire is to take you to the mormon temple and to spawn untold numbers of lil mormon babies. Pay Lay Ale!

With love and secret handshakes,
dempsey

IM IN UR COMMENTS PAGE

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SAYIN FANK U 4 SINGIN HAPPEE BIRFDAY!

Oh and hello, TFOG.

Hiya TFOG! An interesting fella you have there, make sure to give him hell, or you know, at least keep him on his toes.

TFOK: "Or kitty pics. Someone could post kitty pics."

I was seriously considering the kitty pics!

I am amazed that so many people couldn't see that your point was: if you want people to support your whatever-it-is-that-you're-doing thing, you need to be active on SGAU, or else people don't really feel like supporting you. The reason you were commenting to SGs in particular was because they were the main offenders on SGAU in your experience. However, you would have said the same thing had I, for example, joined SGAU for the express purpose of promoting my band and never interacted with anyone else in the group. It's called INTERACTION and people don't feel like going out of their way to support something when given nothing in return. No pressure, just an explanation. And nothing at all to do with any requirement that SGs attend hook-ups, more that if they don't and don't interact with people on the site, they can't expect overwhelming support for their projects. I gotted it!! I DID!!! See?

Anyway.

MEOW!!!

Hi TFOG!!! I love the random quotes your man posts up here. You sound hilarious, intelligent and terribly interesting!

Also - in other news - my band MAY be playing down in Sydney on Saturday, 23 June... IN SYDNEY!!! So you'd better be there and support me!!! Damnit!!!!!! *stern look* Still confirming details of the gig (we've got it but we don't know if it's cost-effective for us to fly down for one show unless it's super-duper-awesome-fantastico show and we're waiting to hear more details and decide whether it is). So I'll let you know if it is locked in. HOORAY!!!