Member: TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid is a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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DECEMBER 19, 2006 @ 04:00 AM


I've just had a birthday, as some of you very kindly acknowledged. Thank you all so much. smile

I am not sure I have anything profound to say in this update. That's been kind of an issue lately in general, as I am mostly absorbed with work, fighting fights, managing squabbles and tantrums, and battling for resources. It may be that the year ends well ... just lately, some of my battling seems to be paying off. But fuck me, it's been some work.

So anyway...

TheFuckOffGirl was cute today, on the way home, randomly starting up with:

"My love for you is grandiloquent and strange."

It led to:

"My love for you is hairy and has a beer belly."

And went from there, in all sorts of strange directions.

(Like, "My love for you is not particularly pleased with you right now.")

Since I normally go on about what I love about TheFuckOffGirl, here's some things, just for the record, I hate about TheFuckOffGirl.

1. She is absolutely immune to hangovers: she can drink copious amounts of wine, get drunk as a skunk, and feel absolutely no effect the next day -- in fact, she'll be ridiculously peppy.

2. She loves chilli waaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Example: favourite snack? Frozen chillies. whatever

3. Chez FuckOff has two bathrooms (luxury!), so we have a his-and-hers, yet she still insists on using mine as often as possible.

This was not a hugely exciting update (surprise!) so I'll leave you with some Guided By Voices.







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Aaronsrod

Aaronsrod

Australia
November 2003

DEC 19, 2006 04:57 AM

oops did I miss your B/day my bad, I should vist SG more often.

MissKristin

MissKristin

Winnipeg, MB
August 2006

DEC 19, 2006 06:37 AM

awww darn! I missed it frown
I'm sorry.

Happy belated birthday!!!! <3<3

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 09:44 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of all the days for me not to be online. I missed your birthday.

happy belated!!! love kiss

testykitten

testykitten

Andorra
February 2005

DEC 19, 2006 12:44 PM

i missed it too. im soooooooory

happy birthday!! kiss kiss kiss

Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

DEC 19, 2006 02:34 PM

Those are a few damn cute things you "hate" about TheFuckOffGirl. wink

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 03:29 PM

do you have SNL is australia?!

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 03:41 PM

have you seen any of the other two skits that were pretty good from this weekend?

I've been bombarding everyone (from the UK, etc)with them all day, so please say yes to posting them for you as well. tongue

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 03:49 PM

YES!!!



Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 03:56 PM

oh sure thing, hun, get to it when you can! kiss

traceelement

traceelement

Australia
March 2005

DEC 19, 2006 04:38 PM

sir you amuse me with your writings smile

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

DEC 19, 2006 05:56 PM

You know, you're not active nearly often enough to let YouTube do your talking for you. whatever

It_Thing_Hard_On

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA
November 2003

DEC 19, 2006 09:00 PM

Oh nobody's taking YouTube from you. Google will just make it "uncool". tongue

Sprat

Sprat

Australia
December 2003

DEC 19, 2006 11:08 PM

I had no idea you had a birthday recently, mate. So sorry to miss it. Tell me you celebrated in style... even if you didn't, just tell me.

How's Sydney Christmas shaping up? Never thought I'd be this kinda homesick - wanting the sticky heat and half-arsed nature of ending the year that characterizes this time of year in Australia for me. But I am...

sydgirl

sydgirl

I'm lost
July 2006

DEC 20, 2006 10:09 PM

just think by 12:30 tomorrow we will be on holydays biggrin

MissCc13

MissCc13

Australia
August 2006

DEC 21, 2006 03:32 AM

yay for birthdays *raises glass to toast*

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