Blah.

Last night was fun. Had some good food, met some new people and laughed a lot. Afterwards, Missdates had her first lap dance and fell in love with a stripper.

It was cool.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. After eleven weeks of continuously training new officers,
I get a two and a half week break before I get my new boot (nickname for new officers) out of the academy. Hopefully I get refreshed before she comes to me and I can give her my all.

Side note; who knew Target had such great snacks. Really digging the wasabi flavored almonds there and the chocolate covered pretzel sticks.

Another year gone.

So I went to Comic Con Saturday, just for the day. I had fun, saw lots of things. Even managed to take a few pictures.
Jabba the Hut.

Sash Suicide (who is very petite)

And Hayden Panettiere (the line was along inside the convention center and reached outside)

And while I was flying over there, here is a picture of the charred remains of the Ethan fire for you Arizona people.


All in all, was a good time.

The geek in me is coming out this weekend. COMIC CON!!!!

You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't so anti social.

I like this updating every month. Make things easier when I don't have anything to say.



Tomorrow, Vegas for the Fourth.

Penis

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious.

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.
When erect it's quite a sight; A purple love machine.

It dangles neatly down below; Obedient and loyal.
Its seeds are hidden well within; Awaiting some fresh soil.
At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

It has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.
You can't control its energy; You must wait 'til it's ceased.

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?
Still, no matter what its length; It's something you should treasure.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.
Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldn't.

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough? It makes blokes quite distraught.
They peek across in public loose, And try not to get caught.

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve.

Without this fabulous device, No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.
And what a handy tool it is, When one needs to excrete.

The penis is quite marvelous; It has so many uses.
For women it is special too; Excitement it induces.
And babies can be procreated, From its sperm-filled juices.

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail.
Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord you're male.


MIssdates is going to be gone alot. I'm going to be with left alone with the kids. Looking forw ard to it. Workwise, recieved my F.T.O. (field training officer) schedule for the nex few months. Looks like I'm going to have four new officers to train. The schedule is four weeks with an O.I.T. (officer in training) with three weeks off before the next one comes on. Hopefully I don't get burned out.

Well Missdates left for New York this morning. She's off to recapture her youth or something.