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"The Ultimate Fighter" is the Best Reality Show on TV

Posted in Culture Sep 18, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



It is and I'll tell you why.

Despite what people say, reality shows are not about singing, fashion, being the best,...

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OJ Simpson - A Study in Balls

Posted in Celeb Sep 17, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



In fact, he may be the ballsiest man alive.

Police...

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Ja Rule a Hater (Of Gays)

Posted in Celeb Sep 13, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



Just in case you blew past the headline, here's the the...

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Iron Man Trailer (aka My Eyes and Ears Just Ejaculated)

Posted in Geek Sep 11, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



I'm not exaggerating. This is not hyperbole. I'm exhausted and I can't touch, taste or smell, I'm guessing because...

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Pamela Anderson Hasn't Been Attractive For 10 Years

Posted in Celeb Sep 10, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



So, while AudieBird did a nice wrap-up of the VMAs I think I'll...

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Parking Garages, Scary For 90 Seconds - Not Minutes

Posted in Culture Sep 6, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



So it seems they've based an entire horror movie on that scene from many other horror movies where a person finds...

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Parents Televison Council - If You Were a Person I'd Punch You in the Dick

Posted in Culture Sep 5, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



The Parents Television Council may be the worst group in existence. I'm including Nazis, jocks and even people who...

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Some Things Just Aren't Worth Crashing a Plane For

Posted in Culture Sep 4, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



In the interests of full disclosure I will say that I know absolutely nothing about air shows. All information regarding...

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Who Can't Randy "The Natural" Couture Beat?

Posted in Celeb Aug 31, 2007 by TheCoolerKing


I asked myself that rhetorical question recently, after watching Randy defy the odds for the 47th time by defeating...

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Ways In Which Kids Are Ruined, Part One Million

Posted in Culture Aug 30, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



Stories like this seem to be popping up more and...

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Mr. Sixx Goes To Washington... To Talk About Heroin

Posted in Celeb Aug 29, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



The first concert I ever attended was Motley Crue at the Orange County Fairgrounds in upstate New York. They were...

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Pick Your Preferred Old Woman

Posted in Celeb Aug 28, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



Hillary Clinton lavished praise on New York City's tough anti-smoking laws yesterday - and said she supports...

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C'mon, Just Admit You Love Dog Fighting, Already

Posted in Celeb Aug 27, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



I don't care for football, and am even less of a dog-fighting aficionado, so I didn’t pay a ton of attention to the...

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Bill Murray Can Do Whatever He Wants... Drunk

Posted in Celeb Aug 24, 2007 by TheCoolerKing

A few days ago reports surfaced that Bill Murray had been arrested in Sweden for drunk-driving...

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Eventually, Even Stan Lee Runs Out of Ideas

Posted in Celeb Aug 23, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



No disrespect intended to the man who started it all. I'm just saying it appears that he, much like you and I, is...

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The 9 Coolest Things About "Halloween"

Posted in Culture Aug 22, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



Some random facts: The original Halloween is the perfect horror film. I've seen Halloween at least a...

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There's No Wrong Way to Crash a Segway

Posted in Celeb Aug 21, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



The Segway... It's like they secretly built a machine to let us laugh at the rich...

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My Life Was Better Before I Knew Who Star Jones Was

Posted in Celeb Aug 20, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



I don't like Star Jones... And I don't mean, I don't like her like I don't like Dane Cook or racism or bell peppers...

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The 9 Coolest Things About "Enter The Dragon"

Posted in Celeb Aug 17, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



Or, Stop Remaking Movies, Part - What The Fuck Already. I know, it's pointless to continue to gripe about unnecessary...

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Crystal to Fallon: Not So Fast, I'm Just As Awful As You

Posted in Celeb Aug 16, 2007 by TheCoolerKing



And you thought Jimmy Fallon was terrible? Hot on the heels of the news that Fallon will take over the great Conan...

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