*accepted*

I loved your article.

Dude, they give away too much shit. Every picket line I am at someone is showing up with donuts, or pizza or cookies.

How am I supposed to lose weight?

re: Wanted.

good question. it's been a while since I've read it, and maybe it did read better in one sitting.
it just reminded me of the line in 'Tap: there's a fine line between stupid and clever.

I guess that's the problem, the story isn't as good as it thinks it is (although you could easily argue that Mark Millar isn't as good as he thinks he is...)

it's allright. imagine how good it'd've been if Warren Ellis wrote it?

CoolerKing, your comment ended up sounding downright dirty! At least you didn't say what you said you were going to say. and shame on you for not drinking after.... oh well!

Thanks for your piece on Joe Francis' (all too brief) stay in jail. I just came from commenting on it (which you've probably already noticed ), but I just wanted to thank you again from the bottom of my heart for helping me to find like-minded haters of that cunning date rapist. Seriously, it's such a passionate issue that there should actually be a dating site where people who all hate Joe Francis could be matched up by their level of hatred for Joe Francis.

How is this a blog?

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give 'em all hell, buddy. i read all you stuff. uncognitive, too.

*shakes fist at you*

I did a story about the BBQ Robot too and submitted it!

Admittedly, yours is better though.

i like most of your articles. If i ever seem snooty, or a tad argumentative in them, it's because i am trying to draw attention to them. I know what it's like to write a good story, only to have like 12 comments and then disappear off the main page never to be seen again. Us going back and forth at each other keeps taking it to the top.

The Eastwood article is the most amusing/interesting ever eked here.

No problem, well constructed in terms of play by play comedy.

At first I didn't see the article at all and started a thread in the film group about it. It's devolved into 5 pages of the same people complaining about Clint being a big fat meanie. Browse it next time you bring your laptop to the crapper. Yawn.