into: gangsta shit, beer, my boys, hot asian girls, the color pink, magirangers (japanese power rangers), horror movies, the sims, adobe photoshop, mindfreak, fairies/elves, sheri moon, holy jeans (think bret michaels circa 1987), michael myers, HARLEY QUINN, marlboro lights, strawberry shortcake, urban legends,
butter, jamie madrox, 80's brat pack movies, adult swim, jonathan taylor thomas (YEAH JTT SO WHAT?!), the real world, gay/lesbian episodes of dating shows,
the maxx, tank girl
not into: steven segal, sequin purses, preppy bitches, my super sweet 16, teenagers, will ferrell, mainstream rap, seafood
bad html, raver pants, sticky caps (LiKe ThIs), paris hilton, superman, druggies, liars, math, action movies, weddings, menthol cigarettes, racists/homophobes, bible thumpers, emo
makes me happy: beer, one may look at my pictures and say jesus this bitch always has a damn beer and you would be correct (but i'm not one of those drunk chicks either, i just like the taste of beer), singing in the car with kelly and lacy, playing go fish with fathead, kisses from the boy, jagermeister
makes me sad: animal abuse, those super fat toddlers on maury, paris hilton having a record deal and i don't
5 things i can't live without: friends, music, my glasses ( duh i cant see), my purse (my life lives in there), my lungs. i really need those.
vices: cigarettes, dead baby jokes, miller high life, being an asshole (seriously i'm addicted to hating on people), adobe, myspace, livejournal
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: most diabolical hater this side of the mississippi
current crush: orlando bloom
stats: tiny and stealth like
body mods: a few holes here and there and a pretty picture on my back. nothing major, mostly just scars from bein so badass
heroes: batman, zack morris, anton lavey, patrick bateman, anne bonny, rex manning, joss whedon, criss angel, steve stifler, elizabeth wurtzel, hunter s. thompson, uncle jesse, bridget the midget. as you can see. i have many.
gets me hot: hip hop white boys (*shrugs i have no idea why), pink haired girlies, booze ( i can get kinda friendly)
fantasy: christina aguilera showing up at my door is plenty
sign: the ram
most humbling moment: being a huge dork with big glasses in elementary and junior high was enough.
i lost my virginity: to this fat guy while watching x-files...
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: open relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Retro, Punk, Rockabilly
