I love that hairdo


Me, Meow (who was sick so don't hate on her look of tiredness), Sam, and Rozzelyn at my birthday party!


Me and Shannon at the Macabre show.


Me & Joe.. peep my new glasses. I LURVE THEM.

some older pics from the last couple months.

Meow and I don't remember this being taken.


Moments later. Or maybe hours. Who knows, she randomly threw champagne in my eye when I wasn't even paying attention. The only thing I heard before the attack was "We have been best friends so long I can do this." and then I was suddenly blind. Then I poured beer on her. Then she threw me in the shower but was a dumbass and couldn't figure out how to turn it on.

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that's me saying that my eye hurt.

And also I saw Tech N9ne at the beginning of March YAY!!


me, my boyfriend, and my giant beer.

Let's see... I quit my job at the hotel in early November because I hate it so much I wanted to kill everyone I worked with and everyone that stayed there. Also, because my mom works at a toy store and said hey I need people, quit there and come work with me and I can give you full time hours and all this junk. So, I'm like cool. And I quit there. And everything is peachy the first week, I worked almost everyday. Then I had to take off that Saturday so I could go to a friend's wedding. Which you can see here, where I am standing with a buncha chicks who make my hips look giant with their twig skinniness. *shrugs


Anyway. The 2nd week, the manager tells me oh well you can't work this week because we don't have enough hours to give you. And I'm like WHHHHATTTT????!!!! and he promises hours the next week. Which I only got to work like ONE DAY. So then last Sunday my mom calls me and says well, they are saying you can't work there anymore because you are my daughter. So I flip out, and I'm like "GEE MOM I'M SO GLAD I QUIT MY JOB TO HELP YOU AND NOW I DON'T HAVE A JOB." All she can say is "I tried." *throws arms in air.

As a result of this, my dad immediately acts like it's all my fault because he hates me and tells me I need to be out looking for a job at all times and not to be here when he got home on Monday. So, I went to a friend's house and just now came home.

I have no money for Christmas presents, I'm supposed to go to Detroit next week for a party and have no money for that and I don't exactly know how I am gonna pay my bills next month. So if I randomly disappear from SG, yeah it's because I couldn't pay for it.

The boy and I got into a thing and now there is a riff again. That's all I will say about that except that I am super cool and he should appreciate that.

In late November I got to spend some time with Meow for her birthday party which was nice cause we never see eachother anymore.


I also seem to have discovered something of interest in Spoon's cup that night.


oh and another random point of interest. lookit my chain, mayne. me = gangsta/one of the boys.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/PinkiAmber/Kill%20Bills%20Basement/everyone.jpg
I am convinced they made that new show "My Boys" about that chick and all her dude friends about me.

In other news. My friends and I had our 2nd annual Halloween blowout. I didn't have as much fun as I did last year but meh, I guess maybe I stayed a lil more sober this year to keep an eye on people. I don't have any pics from it yet because everyone was too damn drunk to remember to take pictures so there are only a few floatin out there. I didn't end up getting the Maid of Money costume. I instead went with this really cute Queen of Hearts since a friend of mine was going to be Alice from the computer game. All scary and grr.

On October 29th, Kelly, Jake, Meow and I went to Hallowicked in Columbus but after getting there and standing around for a bit tryin to find someone who was selling tickets nad didn't want to buy tickets off of us, Meow who didn't have a ticket said fuckit and went home to watch The Shield (*chuckle). The show was meh. We mostly made fun of people and I ran into InsaneNinja like I always do and he took this picture.


my leatherface hoodie rules your face.

She picked us up later and I drunkenly rambled about how I thought that Vectrexxx hated me because of this one day when he thought I ate his ham when it wasn't me. I only had one piece. and I said how he always seemed to be giving the the evil eye. So now of course everytime I talk to him or her with him in the background he has to make jokes at my expense. The bastard. I was drunk. Leave me be. hahhahah. Anyway, we all went to this gas station where we bought a buncha steele reserve and wine and I bought this awesome sticker that was all glittery and said "Fo' Shizzle." The dude tryin to ring me up thought I was nuts cause I kept laughing everytime I looked at it. So, I stuck it on Meow's dashboard as soon as we got in the car and so now she has to laugh at it everytime she tries to drive.

On October 31st, Kelly, Jake, Adam and I all went up to Detroit for Hallowicked up there, and the show was super fun. Tech N9ne and Twiztid played and that's who I really came to see. I ran into Janet at the hotel and Pixie and others in the parking lot outside. We stood in line for what seemed like an eternity behind some smelly kids and some plus sized clown gals behind us. Some bum came up to us and busted out a sick tune on his kazoo and then Jake and I did dances and such. The guy wanted money but we didn't have any and had already given our change to the other bum. Two scalpers almost scalped eachother for real over who was gonna sell Adam a ticket. Some guy who repeatedly told me he was there to spread the word of Satan came out of nowhere and was like "I'M GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE THEY START CUTTIN EACHOTHER!" and then he fled. So anyway, we got inside, and we realized it wasn't general admission even though the fuckers on ticketmaster said it was. FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER. So we go up to the freakin balcony which is lame as all fuck. Then they tell us we can't smoke in there. So Kelly and I are sneakin cigarettes like in high school the entire time, cupping em and all. So we leave there and we go to buy beer at this stupid ass Speedway and
Kannibaliztik and Meow both know the one I'm talkin about. That janky ass one of the corner of East Jefferson. Yeah, that one. So some other bum tells us that they don't sell beer at gas stations in Michigan. Which leads us to the quote "We suck at Detroit, and we win at bums." So he directs us to this liquor store down the street. Only when we get there, we see that it is not only a liquor store but also a chicken place and they sold fake hair. We were like........... allllrighty then. We walk in and there is a fuckin chicken wing bone on the floor on the welcome mat. HAHAHHAHAHA. So anyway, we get our booze on and I put it on my credit card and I don't even wanna discuss how much it was. We get back to the hotel and that's when the real fun began. Everyone we knew stayed at the same hotel and every single room was taken up by folks who had gone to the concert, so basically it was a 100 room party. We found that our room contained a Home and Garden magazine that someone had jizzed on (I'm serious) and also had it's very own heroin spoon and the bag the drugs came in. Right next to the bible no less. Here's a picture of our treats on Halloween.


Here's Kelly and me in our costumes.

she's wearin her hoodie cause it was mad cold in Wonderland that day.

We were pretty excited that our tub was wicked huge, even though it was kinda dirty.

I wore that damn tiara all day. I was very excited about being the queen.

Then came the partying and the booze and a whole lot of what the fuck. Adam took to wearing a towel on his head and calling himself Ishmal all night.


adam put a condom in his turban (it wasn't used) but anyway I couldn't look at him without laughing. as you can see here.


anyway, what it really comes down it to that by 5 am i had found an abandoned room with a broken toilet to sit on and eat my chips, drink my wine, and have some beers in front of me in case of a beer emergency. The queen has to sit on her throne sometime ya know.

I think it was the Madrox verse on a song from 1 Less G in The Hood that did her in. She walked by just as I said "And got the nerve to tell a mother fucker 'keep it real. We see through y'all fools, like cellophane on the square pack, You bite our shit, you can keep it, we don't want it back. We don't give a fuck, east side for life." Yeah right about then, her and her bitch ass kids walked by and mean mugged me.



So the microwave in our house is all fucked up. It's seriously like 18 years old. It's an OG microwave from back in the days. Somedays it's cool, other days you gotta stand there and watch it cause it'll start going like "RWRWRRAAAAARRRR" and like the light will flash and you can smell burning. It seriously might explode. I'm half tempted to see what happens if I'm not standin there to press the cancel button. It trips people out cause it does that and we just hit cancel and start it back up cause we are just used to it. My dad refuses to get a new one cause he's cheap and would much rather spend ungodly amounts of money on Magic the Gathering cards than buy a fuckin microwave. I'm sure if I just let it explode, he would act like there was nothing wrong with it and I made it explode through some plan I made up just to get under his skin. Cause you know, I'm the one who made him keep this ancient piece of crap.

I ordered my Columbus and Detroit Hallowicked and boy did I get ass raped. 87 dollars for 2 tickets? What is the world coming to? The afterparty is 20 bucks!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFF. PLUS I gotta throw down on a hotel? Jesus H. Christ. How did I do it back in the day? I went to 7 shows on the Freekshow tour, and my question is HOW?? I had a shitty retail job and yet I afforded clothes, movies, concerts, all types of shit. I don't get it.

I still gotta order one of my Halloween costumes. It's super fun!


it will of course look better on me cause it'll be shorter, and i don't look like someone's mom.

YAY!. It's baller status. In other news, Meow and I have reached the conclusion that Peter Gabriel controls the internet. I'm almost afraid to post this, because my internet will probably stop working. HE'S WATCHING! Him and his college buddy roommate Dennis Quaid. Together, they are Penis Gabriquaid. God as my witness, you can even ask her. She'll tell you all about it. We are witnesses to the evil sorcery that emits from this two aged bastards. He rides in a hamster ball and does a dance on a segway.



oh yes. it's true.

I made a wallpaper today (I make lots of them, mostly Buffy and Angel cause I'm obsessed) and anyway, it came out very nicely and plenty morbid. Most people make art of like, a funny moment or their favorite couple. Oh no, I choose to go for the dead bodies. Cause what's more fun than that?

this is gonna sound so wierd lol, but I know it comes up as forbidden. The reason why is because I have hotlink protection. Click the link and it'll say forbidden yadda, jut go up the the address bar and highlight the url and hit enter and it'll come up. I've just had people steal my bandwidth in the past so I gotta be careful.Lookie at my pretty!

Friday - Got up, tooth was hurting really badly, went to work anyway. Work sucked, no big surprise there. Gary, my super cool GM is on vacation this week and the dude above him Frank was there and he's a total cocksmoker and I hope he dies. Got off work, came home, got showered and whatnots and then the boys immediately started driving me up the wall. Something you should know about me, I have generally ALL guy friends. I have 2 girl best friends and they are Meow and Kelly. Kelly lives in Indiana and Meow recently moved to Columbus so I don't really have lots of vag around me. Which is just fine by me. But one of the things I cannot stand about my boys is that they are completely incapable of making any sort of decision or plan about what we should all do unless I sort out the entire thing, call each one of them and hand them the plan for the night on a silver platter. With the exception of Jonnieboy who for whatever reason is an excellent planner and usually beats me to the punch. But I digress. Kannibaliztik calls and as always wants to know what we are doing and informs me that he wants to see the Texas Chainsaw prequel at 5:50. At the time, it's about 4:15 so I'm like yeah we can swing that. So I call and wake up Spoon (who you will hear about often but is normally referred to as "the boy") and my friend Kill Bill. They cannot grasp the idea of calling eachother to sort out their plans so that Kannibaliztik can pick me up and they can meet us at the theater. So rather than do my makeup and get dressed which is what I should have been doing I have to keep calling/texting/instant messaging the boys trying to get them together and out of the house in order to go to this movie which by then I didn't even wanna go to anymore because I was annoyed as all fuck. So anyway, when I am finally ready and about to walk out the door, Captain Kirk calls and informs me that he is going as well and would like to know if I will pay for him. Of course I snap on him but say fine fuck it just leave the fucking house!!!! So we (and by we, I mean just Kannibaliztik and I because of course they are a century late) get there and stand around waiting for an eternity. Finally, he goes in with Corey and I am stuck there waiting. Then, horror of horrors some family walks up with their six billion kids and they all start screaming and running and being generally annoying and stupid and kid-like. One of them almost collides into me and I sorta wish he had cause he woulda burned himself on my cigarette. Fuck that kid. They finally arrive, we go in, we watch the movie. It was meh. I mean I enjoyed it don't get me wrong, but in all actuality it was exactly like the first remake. So I liked it, but I've already paid to see that movie. And the other one had Jessica Biel in it who is far foxier than Jordana Brewster aka the bushy eyebrowed little sister of Vin Diesel from the Fast and the Furious. So then we go to Kannibaliztik and Johnnieboy's house for beer and jager and general fun times. My friends Emily and Sam came by which was fantastic cause they are great and it's nice to have some fun girls around. I remember there being beer, more beer, shots, more shots, and mostly I remember that my tooth was killing me and I was sucking down orajel like a dirty joke about someone sucking down lots of something. Around 3:30 am or so, I decided we should "go theivin" which is one of mine and Meow's favorite pasttimes, but when she isn't around I will find suitable replacements to help me get our "bounty" or "booty" as we like to call it. Neighbors beware, anything in your yard that can be picked up probably will be. The biggest prizes of the evening were a huge plastic light up pumpkin, a light up Bengal (yes as in Cincinnati), and some real pumpkins which I plan to carve into fun things once I get one of those awesome books with the lil' cut out stencil whatchamacallits. Then I called the boy to tell him of my bounty and he was an asswipe cause he doesn't like when I do it cause he thinks it's mean and that I am going to get caught. What is some cop gonna say should I get caught fleeing the scene with a pumpkin? "put it back?" big deal. Anyway, by this time I realized that I was not going to be getting up at 9 for work and that I may as well get up around 6 or so and call work and tell them the bad news. So, I passed out for about an hour after Kannibaliztik and I laughed hysterically over a gif of that chick in the ring, the one victim in the closet, when they open the closet door and she looks all crazed and her head falls forward. yeah well someone made it into a gif of her headbanging which is undoubtedly one of the funniest things ever. So I get up around 6 and call and call and call and pass out on the couch holding my phone until someone pounds on the door and scares the shit out of me. It's Meow who sits with me while I keep calling back and tells me a hilarious story about Vectrexxx singing a Paula Abdul song at random, and unless you know him, I can't really describe the way that he says the funniest shit ever made only funnier by his ability to be completely serious and have the straightest face of all time. So I finally get in touch with my job and they send me to some voicemail cause apparently there are no managers on duty because that place sucks and is run like shit (fyi I am a housekeeper at a hotel, it is as bad as it sounds). And I pass back out only to have my mom call later saying that my job called there looking for me, so I call them and long story short, they are fucking retarded and say I never called.

Saturday - So that is how Saturday started. Then I watched the Sisterhood of the Travleing Pants on HBO cause hey why the hell not. There was some little girl in it whose face was pissing me off. I could have enjoyed her character but I couldn't stand this little girl, she looked like someone and I can't place who. Anyway, I hate her face. Her asshole face. Her lips were odd. But anyway, it wasn't bad, nothing to get excited about. Just yet another movie I have seen *shrugs. So then Kannibaliztik, Meow and I decided it was time for chow and so we went to the neighborhood Steak and Shake. On the way there, we were driving through the nicest, whitest part of Blue Ash and discussing the various restaurants. Me - "Something smells really good" Fathead - "Yeah that's Montgomery Inn", Me - "NO WAY there is a Montgomery Inn around here????" And right as I am saying it, all 3 of us look out the window on my side and see that the entire side of the building next to us says MONTGOMERY INN. I am an ass. We get there, and some lady looked just like Kathy Bates and we were afraid. My tooth hurt but I sucked it up and demolished my mushroom burger anyway. So then we all went back to the house and Meow had to leave for work, so Kannibaliztik and I opted to go hang with Spoon and Kill Bill and that was chock full of beers and watching International Pimp my Ride which Spoon had been kind enough to download for us. It was classic, one of them was in Poland and the other was in Portugal and goddamn I thought the cars on the American one were pieces of crap. One was hosted by Fat Joe and the other by Lil' Jon which as you can imagine was fucking awesome. So, then I passed out on the couch upstairs since I had to work today and I later stumbled downstairs where I was greeted by the boy who was getting our couch bed ready and was coming to get me. There were snuggles but mostly I just passed right back out while he was trying to tell me something. Got up today and went to work and it sucked ass, and my head is now throbbing as a fun result of my tooth issues. I am supposed to go to the Dental Clinic tomorrow because I don't have dental insurance so really that's my only option. Hopefully they won't accidentally give me some crazy veneers and I end up looking like Hilary Duff with her freakish new horse teeth.