age: 28 (Jun 20, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2012
occupation: Server
i lost my virginity: While my family was away at church.
heroes: Bill Watterson, Hayao Miyazaki
gets me hot: pretty eyes, shy smiles, pink hair, pigtails, skirts
crush: Glitch and Manko.
fantasy: To photograph people's sexuality.
makes me happy: hugs from girls with large breasts, invader zim, the smell of photography chemicals, that place where a girls back meets her legs, being covered in charcoal after working on a drawing, when a cute stranger smiles at me, funny accents, longboarding, steampunk, Bill Murray
into: Writing, drawing, comics, bad movies, good movies, anime, general nerdery, making people laugh, dive bars, pool tables, scotch, acid cigars, hot tubs, psychedelics, photography, longboarding, horror movies when the mood strikes me
body mods: One tattoo and saving up for more
makes me sad: working in the service industry, being far away from family, fake breasts
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I was hanging out at my apartment the other day reading and there was this knock at the door and I was like, the fireplace feels nice, but I'll go answer the door and there was this raven there and he was like “sup, the name's Nevermore, can I come in?” and I was like, “yeah, little guy” and he fluttered up upon a couch cushion and grabbed a handful of popcorn and I wheeled a chair in front of him cause I was like “woah, this ebony bird is talking” (and he'd taken my favorite seat on the couch) and I was like, “do you want to watch TV” and he shrugged and was like “nevermore” and I was like, yeah, that shit sucks anyway and we just kind of sat there awkwardly for a while until I was like “you know there's chick I used to like” and before I could finish the sentence he said “it's not gonna happen” and I was like, “yeah, ok”.
The Raven is by far my favorite poem and it ALWAYS cracks me up to go back and read this. I might do more abridged poems in the future.