Lulu likes toast. She's ridiculous. For those of you that know me, this obviously has no cause.

And new HOUSE? Stay tuned.

I look hot in a dress.

I was totally out and about today (I'm a socialite) and I ran into the coolest fucking celebrity, this shoulder scar! Here he is posing with me (he was very polite and down to earth about his popularity).

Clicky Clicky for picture.

At a cocktail party I recently attended, I had the pleasure of conversing with a charming Armadillo about the vagaries of dillo-hood. The conversation (as it generally does at these types of events) turned to work and I asked him how the body armor business was these days.

"Things are tight," he said with a practiced grin and a dramatic tap of his belly. The various tuxedoed shirt-stuffers chuckled politely at the stale pun but none so hard as the Armadillo himself. He seemed positively delighted with himself (as the wealthy tend to be) and his monocle's tether danced merrily against his face.

He sipped champagne from his flute before continuing, suddenly serious, "Business is better than it has ever been, as you might expect." The crowd shuffled uncomfortably. Decorum requires that such things aren't said in 'polite' company. Our tuxedos all felt suddenly sullied by the stark change in atmosphere.

Noticing his faux pas, he agitatedly attempted to change to topic to sunnier events but the moment was lost. Shamefully I realized how impolitic it would be of me to continue our conversation so I joined the crowd in ignoring him with a smile. More's the pity, as it is so rare that a high society Armadillo makes himself available.

I should have liked to ask him for investment advice.

I totally edited my profile. Hopefully I'll be adding/changing the pictures as many of these are QUITE out of date.

Not much else going on. My life is busy and complicated and the strangest (not necessarily bad) things keep happening.

Tacos!

What the fuck?
Often I wonder about your existence, Lord
But not today.

Fucking tacos!
Oh fuck yes.
Fucking fuck yeah.
Oh fuck.

(Clit)

Honey mustard on turkey
but any kind will do
bought it in ths Subway
No, not THAT subway, the restaurant
Duh.

What kind of moron thinks you can buy a sammich
In THAT subway?
Jeez. I don't know why I even bother telling you stories.
Anyway, it was good.

Well, got a new job developing software at a major corporation. The cube sucks but the job and money are great.
I'll have some pictures from my vacation in Utah soon. Whitewater rafting, mountain climbing and four-wheeling. Yee HAW!

Victory is mine! I had my first wet dream!


I know it sounds crazy but turning 26 finally got me having sex with beds. I am finally a man.

Thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. I love you all even though I don't get to frequent this place as much as I'd like.