"So they finally built the perfect automaton? I'm impressed. Jacques de Vaucanson would be proud that his mecanical toys had such a noble descendant. I'm sure you would even pass the Turing test - with extra credits for making the interlocutor believe that he is a robot...
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"how did i end up in this parallel universe?"

"oooookay?"

"ohai!"

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"BZZZZZT DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!"

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"bleep blop bleep blop bleep...thanks C3PO for the info!"

"Why do you taunt me robot! WHYYY!"

"so umm, when you want to hook up with someone- is she human or is she a robot like you?"

"YES IM SHARNEKA"

"when my style flex,burn you up like raljex"