Ok motherfuckers I am offically back and black this time lol.
I had a little trouble with my living arrangements and had to pack up the laptop for a while.
I apologize for scaring the shit out of everyone. Not cool man.
Ive got a bar through my lip and some ink in my shoulder. I dont look very much different. lol
I've gotz a new man...yuuummmmz!
I am desperate need of a photographer!!!! Calling all cars. 911!! SOS! Send me somebody bitch! lol
I'm also a stripper now but it hasnt been going so well due to working with assholes.
I have missed all you people. And i anticpate many scoldings from those of you who have checked on me faithfully. I really appreciate that.
pics! pics! pics of meeee! the tatt on my arm still needs to be colored but it if you look closely you'll see that it is a trekkie command symbol inside of a cameo!! i love it. i love star trek.
Sry for the poor picture taking. i still need to unpack my brain
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I had a little trouble with my living arrangements and had to pack up the laptop for a while.
I apologize for scaring the shit out of everyone. Not cool man.
Ive got a bar through my lip and some ink in my shoulder. I dont look very much different. lol
I've gotz a new man...yuuummmmz!
I am desperate need of a photographer!!!! Calling all cars. 911!! SOS! Send me somebody bitch! lol
I'm also a stripper now but it hasnt been going so well due to working with assholes.
I have missed all you people. And i anticpate many scoldings from those of you who have checked on me faithfully. I really appreciate that.
pics! pics! pics of meeee! the tatt on my arm still needs to be colored but it if you look closely you'll see that it is a trekkie command symbol inside of a cameo!! i love it. i love star trek.
Sry for the poor picture taking. i still need to unpack my brain. lolI am back babies.
Back as a new person. A stronger person. Someone hurt me and i had to go away for a while. But i am back and that's never happening again!!!
Look for new pics and blog tomorrow
Back as a new person. A stronger person. Someone hurt me and i had to go away for a while. But i am back and that's never happening again!!!
Look for new pics and blog tomorrow
Seekers and Peekers,
A big two kisses on the cheeks to everyone who supported my current set. I must admit, it's got a nice handful of lighting and technique issues, but I'm still going to keep trying!! Tawainai doesnt get naked on state property for nothin! lol
I mentioned earlier about my new set being underway! This one was self shot by yours truly and is still going through the last tweaks of editing. "Stockyards" was shot by soix and I was unable to credit him.
Now for the accident....we are able to rebuild my vehicle but I will be selling it. I have come to the conclusion that my car may have been once driven by Stephen King and inspired his "Christine" novel. My friend Matt once mentioned to me "You are ALWAYS in trouble with your car! You need to get a bike." A bike doesn't sound too bad right now. I just need to figure out how in the hell i'd carry all my camera equipment with me. Perhaps an extra large basket? Or I could always strap someone on the back to hold my things. Any takers?
My next gig involves Santa Claus. Women from all over St. Louis will be competing in the "Sexy Santa" contest at the Sol Lounge. I will be working the entire night. From 10-3 pm is the contest and then from 4-5Am, i'll be shooting an after party. This will require drinking lots of oj!! But i'm so excited!! I'll get to see so many beautiful women and I also heard people from the Z107.7 FM radio station will be there.
Now for the rants......
Twilight Series
It's just a fucking book! Lol. I brushed elbows with a 45 year old woman sporting a "Team Edward" shirt.
A girl was recently ARRESTED over videotaping the recent sequel in a theater. So the hell what? I don't see this much determination over people that screw each other in porn houses. (That's hot actually)
Tiger Woods
Instead of trying to be nosey about the affairs with his lazy- eyed mistress, we need to seek help for our troubled Tiger cub. He suffers from what seems to be Stockholm syndrome. Wife is beating the hell out of him. (That's hot too) If we don't the only swinging we'll ever see Tiger involved with is getting swung at by his wife.
Christmas Shoppers
Ever heard of a gift card? Not saying, be lazy, but you shouldn't be trying to kill us over that ugly light-up sweater that your husband will probably take off before he gets to work out of shame. Black Friday was hilarious. I turned on the news and found fools laying on the sidewalk in 12 degree weather, waiting for Best Buy to open their doors. (I hope none of my seekers or peekers were there! If you were, it better had been for ultra cool gadgets)
*Walks away from keyboard to do Cupid Shuffle*
A big two kisses on the cheeks to everyone who supported my current set. I must admit, it's got a nice handful of lighting and technique issues, but I'm still going to keep trying!! Tawainai doesnt get naked on state property for nothin! lol
I mentioned earlier about my new set being underway! This one was self shot by yours truly and is still going through the last tweaks of editing. "Stockyards" was shot by soix and I was unable to credit him.
Now for the accident....we are able to rebuild my vehicle but I will be selling it. I have come to the conclusion that my car may have been once driven by Stephen King and inspired his "Christine" novel. My friend Matt once mentioned to me "You are ALWAYS in trouble with your car! You need to get a bike." A bike doesn't sound too bad right now. I just need to figure out how in the hell i'd carry all my camera equipment with me. Perhaps an extra large basket? Or I could always strap someone on the back to hold my things. Any takers?
My next gig involves Santa Claus. Women from all over St. Louis will be competing in the "Sexy Santa" contest at the Sol Lounge. I will be working the entire night. From 10-3 pm is the contest and then from 4-5Am, i'll be shooting an after party.
This will require drinking lots of oj!! But i'm so excited!! I'll get to see so many beautiful women and I also heard people from the Z107.7 FM radio station will be there.Now for the rants......
Twilight Series
It's just a fucking book! Lol. I brushed elbows with a 45 year old woman sporting a "Team Edward" shirt.
A girl was recently ARRESTED over videotaping the recent sequel in a theater. So the hell what? I don't see this much determination over people that screw each other in porn houses. (That's hot actually)Tiger Woods
Instead of trying to be nosey about the affairs with his lazy- eyed mistress, we need to seek help for our troubled Tiger cub. He suffers from what seems to be Stockholm syndrome. Wife is beating the hell out of him. (That's hot too) If we don't the only swinging we'll ever see Tiger involved with is getting swung at by his wife.
Christmas Shoppers
Ever heard of a gift card? Not saying, be lazy, but you shouldn't be trying to kill us over that ugly light-up sweater that your husband will probably take off before he gets to work out of shame. Black Friday was hilarious. I turned on the news and found fools laying on the sidewalk in 12 degree weather, waiting for Best Buy to open their doors. (I hope none of my seekers or peekers were there! If you were, it better had been for ultra cool gadgets)
*Walks away from keyboard to do Cupid Shuffle*
No fractures!
But my back still hurts lol.
Sorry for disappearing again......damned life of mine.
But my back still hurts lol.
Sorry for disappearing again......damned life of mine.
Ok seekers and peekers,
It has been too long and I have been neglecting you all badly!
In the middle of all this incredible madness of shooting parties and weddings, I did manage to poop out another set.
In it, i molest large pieces of plastic.
I am still not sure if they have officially snagged the sphincter that slammed my car.
I did go to the doctor and he thinks there is a tiny fracture in my lower back. I'm due for x-rays tomorrow. the detective wants a report when we finally find out so he can add it to my file.
I'll have more to say tomorrow. I just need a nap. I'm glad to be back.
It has been too long and I have been neglecting you all badly!
In the middle of all this incredible madness of shooting parties and weddings, I did manage to poop out another set.
In it, i molest large pieces of plastic.I am still not sure if they have officially snagged the sphincter that slammed my car.
I did go to the doctor and he thinks there is a tiny fracture in my lower back. I'm due for x-rays tomorrow. the detective wants a report when we finally find out so he can add it to my file.I'll have more to say tomorrow. I just need a nap. I'm glad to be back.
I'm coming home from another successful shoot.
Some motherfucker can't stand to drive safely behind me so he rear ends me and drives the fuck off.
Police can't do a thing because i couldnt see a license plate.
Very very very pissed off. Just let me find out they found the guy. I'm going to town in the courtroom on his fucking ass.
Some motherfucker can't stand to drive safely behind me so he rear ends me and drives the fuck off.
Police can't do a thing because i couldnt see a license plate.
Very very very pissed off. Just let me find out they found the guy. I'm going to town in the courtroom on his fucking ass.
Seekers and Peekers,
I missed all of you guys.
The wedding is over! The bride is back in LA screwing the stew out of her new husband hopefully.
I miss her already. She was extremely sweet and nice. Not at all the bridezilla i had expected to encounter. lol
None of you steal my shit! lol.. You wont be able to
Oh lord, she's so beautiful...... so much SG potential.
It's a big deal in the Pakistani culture to be super sensitive about your looks as a woman. She confided to me alot about how her finace constantly badgers her about her weight. I don't think she's huge, but she feels so strongly about this, that she wants all of her pictures edited to where she practically has no chin at all. I agreed to do it, but i honestly dont think she needs it.
This not news but, I've got another kidney infection. I am getting tired of saying this.
I will be shooting some pics tomorrow of myself because it's been too long baby!
Has anyone ever heard of the fun language of Cockney? Look it up. Fun in the sun. Gotta run. Get this editing shit done.
With love of none other,
T
I missed all of you guys.
The wedding is over! The bride is back in LA screwing the stew out of her new husband hopefully.
I miss her already. She was extremely sweet and nice. Not at all the bridezilla i had expected to encounter. lol
None of you steal my shit! lol.. You wont be able to
Oh lord, she's so beautiful......
so much SG potential. It's a big deal in the Pakistani culture to be super sensitive about your looks as a woman. She confided to me alot about how her finace constantly badgers her about her weight. I don't think she's huge, but she feels so strongly about this, that she wants all of her pictures edited to where she practically has no chin at all. I agreed to do it, but i honestly dont think she needs it.
This not news but, I've got another kidney infection. I am getting tired of saying this.
I will be shooting some pics tomorrow of myself because it's been too long baby!
Has anyone ever heard of the fun language of Cockney? Look it up. Fun in the sun. Gotta run. Get this editing shit done.
With love of none other,
T
Hello seekers and peekers,
Mama has a new job shooting for a Pakistani wedding. My clients are the nicest people on earth.
It is sooo much fun.
Ct scan results look good, but my doctor feels that I should have a catheter. I declined on that offer. No way in hell I will wear one of those again.
I will have a longer blog by the end of the weekend, but until then, enjoy some mouthwatering photos of this bride!
Mama has a new job shooting for a Pakistani wedding. My clients are the nicest people on earth.
It is sooo much fun.
Ct scan results look good, but my doctor feels that I should have a catheter. I declined on that offer. No way in hell I will wear one of those again.
I will have a longer blog by the end of the weekend, but until then, enjoy some mouthwatering photos of this bride!
Seekers and Peekers,
HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happy Halloween. Make sure to check your candy before you eat it!
With love of none other,
T
HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happy Halloween. Make sure to check your candy before you eat it!
With love of none other,
T
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