age: 30 (Dec 26, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: tattoo artist, and professional shit talker

makes me happy: pretty much everything!

most humbling moment: does not compute...

stats: 6 foot 9 and 240 pounds? is that what this means?

i lost my virginity: when i was 21 can you believe it! hahahaha. and i was drunk and couldn't enjoy it. (sad but true)

gets me hot: too much to list really, it could be anything...

makes me sad: not much can make me sad really... except that damn ASPCA commercial when they show all the animals that need homes...

fantasy: i am a robot. i am a robot. i am a robot.

crush: ugh... i had one. then made her my girlfriend, then we were together for a while... then she left me for a girl... damn you suicide girls!!! haha

heroes: Anton LaVey

into: reading, writing, painting, drawing, music (playing and writing), GUNS! i have 19 guns... i love them! i don't hunt but i love to shoot!