into: Tropical fish, the internet, genetics, body modification, using song lyrics in casual conversation

not into: Humorless bastards, monogamy, seafood (fish might make good pets, but they taste terrible)

hobbies: Fishkeeping, drawing, insulting stupid people in subtle ways that they won't catch

5 things i can't live without: Heart. Brain. Lungs. Kidneys. Liver.

vices: Being a pervert

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: On the internet, like the nerd I am

occupation: Professional cynic

current crush: Chloe Sevigny

body mods: Some.

gets me hot: Girly boys, boyish girls, original tattoos, people who are passionate about living

favorite position: Involves transsexuals and copious amounts of Vaseline

fantasy: A ménage à trois with my ex and his identical twin brother, in which they kiss one-another frequently

sign: Yield

most humbling moment: Something happened, once.

i lost my virginity: LIES!!!

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single