"helllooooooo


loveitt


ma"

"He uses strange and cruel forms of torchure on his visitors, I was forced to lug around a boat motor in the middle of the cold cold night."

"This dude wrapped me up in a damp blanket on a dock, in the dead of night, and tied a cinder block and a motor to me and i enjoyed every fucking minute."

"Mike has (surprisingly) become a very good friend of mine, and perhaps one of my favorite people in general (now don't go sobbing on me Mike). He's constantly calling me fat and ugly. In fact, I'm not sure when the last time was that he referred to me as anything other than "hey fatty". ahh, can't you feel the love?
He's also a brilliant filmmaker and photographer. Just ask him, he'll tell you all about how brilliant he is!
Miss you and Shannon a ton!
Give that to her from me."