I've been trying to decide wether finding porn on the ground is more lucky than finding a penny:


Also! I have my own video store in my living room!!!!

I've wanted that DVD rack for like, years. It's entertainment related, and it organizes; I love it.

I used to draw all the time to get better at shading. I decided fuck that, im using real shadows now.


Lets see Michelangelo beat that shit!

Could these be the final signs of the downfall of SupremePizzaMan?

I'm a cheap date.



Heck, I'm not even a date.

My boss: "You don't think thats a great idea?"
Me: "I'm sure it is, I'm just generally unimpressed all the time. Sorry."

You're killin' me smalls

A lot of times I wish I had really interesting and poignant journals for you to read, but I don't. Instead I'm too busy wishing for the ablitiy to breakdance better than anyone has every breakdanced before.

I took today off work because I didn't feel like getting dressed and going to work. I'll take tomorrow off to better sell that I'm actually sick and not just taking Monday off because I can. On the subject of work my new title is "Communications Administrator" so, I guess that's cool.

Who else likes to stick their fingers slowly into the grill of a fan to flirt with certain death? I hope it's not just me.

Where I work, we got a new president, and she's "shaking things up". I was about to jump ship, because her leadership style worried me.

But then she offered me a design/website management related job within the company (where I don't have to answer phones all day), and a raise. So I'll stay!

I was so happy.

You're better off playing leap frog with a unicorn!