Last night I held in my hands the greatest and possibly the most valuable item to all of mankind.


And no, it wasn't boobs. But I will say this! It could get you boobs, and it was so enjoyable it was like freshly lotioned boobs in my face.

Your name sucks.

Apply here for a new nickname (if I haven't already given you one):

I dunno.

Ask me something.

I took this week off work because I didn't feel like working for awhile.

I also got a raise. I can't wait to get back to work to fuck up which year it is on all the important documents!

-edit-
The fuck? Did I just say I can't wait to get back to work?

Miscellany:

- I like that word.

- I often have trouble deciding if someone is a tool or a douche. It's something that takes a bit of thought everynow and then.

- I like sugar packets to all face the same way in the container

- I often come up with great ideas. I wish I could come up with a great idea of a system to remember them.

- I'm starting to think my capacity for pop culture reference storage in my brain is reaching its limit.

I got my blood test back from the doctors about my dizzyness. Everything seems normal, so, crazy!

Also. I don't have AIDS...So that's cool.

I'm SO DIZZY. For no reason. Some people think it's a brain tumor. My mom thinks it's vertigo. I could care less what it is, it just needs to stop.

I'll not go to work tomorrow and see the doctor. You know, in case it is a brain tumor.

P.S. If it is a tumor, it's a tumor that gets stupid songs stuck in my head:

It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone!

P.P.S. I bought a pie the other day, apple. Or so the box was labeled. Upon further inspeaction of said pie, it was in fact, a peach pie. Luckily a pie is still a pie, and I went on consuming said pie, still satisfied.

-edit 11/13-
I said PP.

I've also started to get a little upset it's a peach pie and not an apple pie. Let it be known peach pie is only an apple pie substitute for 3 days.

I've been trying to decide wether finding porn on the ground is more lucky than finding a penny:


Also! I have my own video store in my living room!!!!

I've wanted that DVD rack for like, years. It's entertainment related, and it organizes; I love it.

I used to draw all the time to get better at shading. I decided fuck that, im using real shadows now.


Lets see Michelangelo beat that shit!

Could these be the final signs of the downfall of SupremePizzaMan?