I wish I had a time machine.






At least one that worked anyway.

I've been having a heck of a time putting my underwear on correctly lately.

I'm going to put this out there:

I am THE BEST guy to have around when it comes to questions like "do you remember that movie that had _________________________ in it?"


I cannot be stumped, try me!

Other thought:
You know in that scene in the Alien movies when the little alien bursts out of their chest? Do you think it would get mad if the person it just burst out of said "are you out yet?"

It might really mess with its confidence if anything.

SPMs One Sentence Movie Reviews.

Into the Wild
I don't know if I can take all this Pearl Jam.

Today I found cheese that tasted like pizza.


Good day.

Some people discover themselves in great journeys, music, art, or therapy. I find myself in this interview from the old American Gladiators:


Sometimes life gives you the most excellent hit, but whatever man, part of life. After it's all over, I'm going to the beach with a brewskie, and a babe.

Yesterday? I'm over it. I'm fine today.


Sweet.

The adult life of Supremepizzaman:
Titled: SPM Invests in the Future

Friday, January 25, 2008
I went to go see Rambo, I recommend it. Next door is an asian grocery store that I've enjoyed frequenting due to their odd selection of ethnic food. I purchased perhaps $30 of food. Mmmmm, satisfying.

Saturday, January 25, 2008
I paid some bills that week, I went to check to see if they hit my account. I was not happy with what I saw, but I was amused. It seems my $30 trip to the store became a $101.90 trip into the future:


Let me tell you, apparently the future is rampant with inflation. If I could give my trip to the future a review, I would call it, not amusing.

Resolution pending...

First installment of:

Is it just me?

Is it just me or is everyone else just a little insulted when you're standing in line at the grocery store to check out, and the person in front of you puts down that little divider bar?

Last week I wore my underwear inside out and backwards all day without noticing. I guess my front and back are symmetrical. I've been trying to find a way to connect this to a statement about the size of my penis such as: "My penis is as big as my butt" I don't think I've quite gotten the right spin on it yet.

Today I hit myself in the eyeball with one of those rubber finger cots while wasting time. Ok karma, I get it, I'll get back to work...Soon.

I got a freelance job offer for really simple things and felt bad for the amount I'm charging them to do it. But I didn't feel bad enough to change my rate. Maybe karma is making up for the underwear thing. I mean, what if I got hit by a bus, they'd find my underwear on backwards and inside out.


Plus I would have been hit by a bus.